Jail..

[asdfgasda]

Ok, you go to jail for attempted murder. And your in a cell with a big black dude who bench presses close to 500 pounds.. He comes up from behind you and says, "Nigga drop yo pants." What would you do?
Ok, now what would you do if he drops his pants, and say's, "Pretend its a lolipop."

 

[Dustein]

I saw the title of this topic hoping to see a good-bye thread because you did something illegal and got caught.

You have succeeded in getting my hopes up and crushing them.

 

[333]

pretend to have heart attack; works hopefully lol . if the guards ask.. say his 1 incher made it happen

 

[Robin]

1. Kick him in the balls

2. Go for it, its a lollipop

 

[K-3-V-1-N]

I would try to rape him before he rapes me.

 

[asdfgasda]

I saw the title of this topic hoping to see a good-bye thread because you did something illegal and got caught.

You have succeeded in getting my hopes up and crushing them.

pfft. wtf did i ever do to you ^.^

pretend to have heart attack; works hopefully lol . if the guards ask.. say his 1 incher made it happen

well, what if he starts to tug on your pants and make em come off? or slips the tip of his dick in your mouth?

1. Kick him in the balls

he has balls of steel!

2. Go for it, its a lollipop

wow, seriously? or you joking.. lol

 

[mensch mallard]

I would gladly take it. Also lolipops are sweet dude, so fun to suck on!

 

[asdfgasda]

theres some really fucked up people in this world....

 

[Irrational]

Ok, you go to jail for attempted murder. And your in a cell with a big black dude who bench presses close to 500 pounds.. He comes up from behind you and says, "Nigga drop yo pants." What would you do?
Ok, now what would you do if he drops his pants, and say's, "Pretend its a lolipop."

theres some really fucked up people in this world....