Jail..

Ok, you go to jail for attempted murder. And your in a cell with a big black dude who bench presses close to 500 pounds.. He comes up from behind you and says, "Nigga drop yo pants." What would you do?
Ok, now what would you do if he drops his pants, and say's, "Pretend its a lolipop."

 

I saw the title of this topic hoping to see a good-bye thread because you did something illegal and got caught.

You have succeeded in getting my hopes up and crushing them.

 

pretend to have heart attack; works hopefully lol . if the guards ask.. say his 1 incher made it happen

 

1. Kick him in the balls

2. Go for it, its a lollipop

 

I would try to rape him before he rapes me.

 

pfft. wtf did i ever do to you ^.^

well, what if he starts to tug on your pants and make em come off? or slips the tip of his dick in your mouth?

he has balls of steel!

wow, seriously? or you joking.. lol

 

I would gladly take it. Also lolipops are sweet dude, so fun to suck on!

 

theres some really fucked up people in this world....