Intact Insurance for all of your Intact Flesh needs

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Insurance for the uncut. The unpeeled. The intact. The real ones.
WE ONLY INSURE THE PRISTINE. AS GOD INTENDED. OUR COMPETITORS MAY INSURE YOU REGARDLESS OF THE STATE OF YOUR GENITALS BUT OUR RATES ARE SUPERIOR BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE. WE SIMPLY CANNOT AFFORD TO TRUST PEOPLE WHO WILLINGLY MUTILATE THEIR GENITALS.

A FLESHY TRACT MEANS INSURANCE WITH INTACT

 

I would like to sign up for insurance.

 

does this give better rates than unpeeled incorporated? im currently with them and they have money back guarantees and they are able to beat any competitors out on the market right now, along with some of the best interest rates i've ever seen

 

4skin so tight I can’t even put a coin under it

 

is this available in Canada?

 

It's literally a Canadian insurance company. We like our unpeeleds here.

 

Wish I could fit that under my 4skin so it could errode and leave a nice rusty mark

 

Oh shit, ima call em and ask em if they can cover my foreskin from being cut off, then ask em what the cost per month will be

 

WTFF ARE YOU PEELED??? FUCK OFF THIS THREAD ASAP WE DON'T INTERACT WITH THE FILTHY

 

shut the fuck up

 

I SWEAR IM NOT I JUST WANTED TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE PEELED PEOPLE WHO MAY WANT TO STEAL MY SKIN BY GETTING INSURANCE FOR MY FORESKIN

 

Lmao i actually use Intact insurance

 

are you snipped tho

 

@loyal to da game it's a trick question

 

How is it a trick question? I'm just trying to figure out who I can trust. Listen, if people can go around, living their lives without having their wieners exposed (tucked "safely" in their undies), then how am I supposed to figure out who I can trust? Who can I include in my social circles and confide in? My neighbour could be circumsized. The cashier at the grocery store could be circumsized. The crossing guard. The butcher. The IT guy at the computer store. My own father, fuck sake, could be circumsized. He's told me he isn't, but how will I ever know?

Unless people start using pant flies for what they were designed for (keeping the wiener outside of the pants), all I can do is ask. That's literally the only tool given to me. Don't take that away by labelling it a "trick question". Jesus Christ I thought we were on the same side.

 

I never looked at it that way. Thank you for broadening my horizon once again Blupig. When it comes to your father you should ask him to show his foreskin. Be honest and tell him that it would make you feel more comfortable. I'd hate for you to live your life suspicious of your father.

Also, where the fuck is the foreskin section you lazy fat neck-bearded cuckold @Sythe?

 

Yea snipped bro. I’m asian.