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Imagine's pickup-lines
  1. Unread #1 - Sep 15, 2012 at 10:48 PM
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  3. Unread #2 - Sep 15, 2012 at 10:55 PM
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    I heard all these work
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:01 PM
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    Imagine's pickup-lines
    > I like penis
    > I seem to be in luck (and *wink*)
    > Implies they have a penis
    > They act offended
    > tell them that you were actually implying that they turned you gay -> straight
    > they feel great and can't leave you hanging or you'll turn gay again
    > ???
    > profit


    I know for a fact that this works.
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:08 PM
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    >ask her to stick finger in belly button
    >rape
    >???
    >profit
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:08 PM
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    Throw in that you're an internet forum moderator and you are all set.
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:10 PM
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    >take penis out
    >pull out pocket knife
    >slit your penis
    >pour rubbing alcohol on it
    >???
    >profit
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:11 PM
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    >play lil b's music
    >???
    >profit
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Sep 15, 2012 at 11:39 PM
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    Thank you based god
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Sep 16, 2012 at 12:06 AM
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    based god u can fuck my bitch anytime
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Sep 16, 2012 at 12:38 AM
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  21. Unread #11 - Sep 16, 2012 at 12:54 AM
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    >If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    >Profit
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Sep 16, 2012 at 1:21 AM
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  25. Unread #13 - Sep 16, 2012 at 3:09 AM
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    Not the one in the picture though, kthx?

    Fixed with question marks

    Lewl
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Sep 16, 2012 at 3:33 AM
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    My dad told me once that when in doubt whip your dick out and it has never gone wrong, god bless that man.
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Sep 16, 2012 at 4:06 AM
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    > Hey I like fucking women and you are a women, so, you know what to do.
    >???
    >???
    >???
    >???
    >???
    >A little profit
    >???
    >PROFIT!
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Sep 16, 2012 at 4:10 AM
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  33. Unread #17 - Sep 16, 2012 at 9:09 AM
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  35. Unread #18 - Sep 16, 2012 at 12:36 PM
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  37. Unread #19 - Sep 16, 2012 at 1:01 PM
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  39. Unread #20 - Sep 16, 2012 at 1:03 PM
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