Name: Arya
Make me laugh: Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man it's hot in here." The other muffin goes "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
Make me laugh somemore: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Who's Bubbba: buddha was a god in china that resemenbled jesus and was very smart and in touch with his religious side and god.
Why you want rank: Becaus it wold make me sreem more trustworthy in SYthe so people can trust me with there accs and GP and i can show them how trustworthy i can be and hopefully become mod and help this site out because i would really like to see this site reach great hieghts.
Do I know you: no but i really hope you consider me
mg pick me
