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  1. Sanctuary

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    If Jesus were a car...

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    If Jesus were a car...

    That car doesn't exist.
     
  3. Voda

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    If Jesus were a car...

    Lol the wheels are like bigger then the car :p
     
  4. Matt Hasty

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    If Jesus were a car...

    Neither does god.
     
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    If Jesus were a car...

    Jet Powered :)
     
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    If Jesus were a car...

    ..then I'd be a bomb.
     
  7. Tmoe

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    If Jesus were a car...

    I'd be the car-bomb..
    OOOOOOOOOO




    And yes, the new Jag is very sexy.
     
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    If Jesus were a car...

    Only $135,000 ?
     
  9. Matt Hasty

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    If Jesus were a car...

    Well in that case, I'll take two.
     
  10. Magic Arrow

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    If Jesus were a car...

    I told the Valet to put it in the fucking garage, and then he goes and takes it to a motor show.
     
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    Jesus is jet powered. Sexy.
     
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    If Jesus were a car...

    wow jesus must be so sexy
     
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    If Jesus were a car...

    insta-bona
     
  15. Blade

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    cream
     
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    If Jesus were a car...

    That's the point of his post ;)
     
  17. Travis

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    If Jesus were a car...

    If he were a car i think he'd be like the Flintstones car. Remember he only owned sandals lol.
     
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