Idea for a sig

Will anyone make a sig for free for me? You are welcome to use the idea in the future.

I was thinking of the classic evolutionary chart like this http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/nc_Evolution_080103_ms.jpg

and after the human on the very right have Chuck Norris. I just want it plain and simple no text or border just have the chart and then chuck norris be the superior being. im guessing its gonna have to be sorta big since i would guess theres no pics of him that really fit there. So you can make it as big as you need to to fit a pic of him holding machine guns or whatever pic you wanna use. Thanks