Post your "Chuck Norris" jokes here

[Dalpra]

Basically, what you have to do is post your funniest Chuck Norris jokes here. I'll start off with a couple of mine, please dont flame. Kay?

1. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, the Grim Reaper just hasn't gained enough courage to till him.

2. Chuck CAN touch Mc Hammer

3. Chuck Norris's dick is so big that his dick grew another dick, and it' still bigger then yours.

4. When Chuck goes to donate blood he simply asks for a gun and a bucket.

5. Chuck had sex before his dad was born.

 

[x⁹]

It took 7 years and 49 women for Chuch Norris to be born.
Chuck Norris' first job was a paper route. There were no survivors.

 

[Ielis 93]

'Edit'

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

[Dalpra]

that link just ruins all the fun

 

[Ielis 93]

Indeed, it does ruin the fun. I will edit it out for the purpose of the thread .

 

[Motzko]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When Chuck Norris Does push-ups he doesn't push him self up he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris's tears heal cancer. To bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris loves to knit sweaters. And by knit I mean roundhouse kick and by sweaters I mean little babies.

 

[Damien0124]

This whole Chuck Norris thing is soooo overrated

 

[Cool Dog]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity faster than his father ^^

 

[I_nick_I]

Check this out, all the ones me and pen mostly spamed on this thread


http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=389796

 

[OldFinn]

Someone is going to /fail so very badly on this thread, and I'll be here to verbally incinerate the victim. Good luck!