I went into a brothel last night and said 'I'm feeling kinky, I want humiliating' the woman said 'That will be £37' I said 'What do I get for that?' she replied 'An England shirt'
I was having a kick-about with my mates the other day. None of us are any good at football, but we managed to hold the other team to a draw. We were pleased with this result, but Fabio was furious.
I was having a kick-about with my mates the other day. None of us are any good at football, but we managed to hold the other team to a draw. We were pleased with this result, but Fabio was furious.
I went into a brothel last night and said 'I'm feeling kinky, I want humiliating' the woman said 'That will be £37' I said 'What do I get for that?' she replied 'An England shirt'