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[Zach-BNR]

My name is inventor
call me Big E
I M-M trades
and say they are free

After you trade
be very afraid
i scammed you both
so i could get laid

the girl i picked up wasnt so fine
i said get lost, as i dont have time

she pulled out a gun and said i should worry
i try not to cry about this short story

she said come fuck me before i get shot
so i dropped my pants and pulled out my cock

after that moment something went wrong
she dropped her pants too and there was a thong

i saw a big dick
i went into shock
she said "Hi I'm rick"
now please suck my cock

after that night i made up this rhyme
all i wanted was a good time

i rap on ventrilo to remember this story
please forgive me IM ALWAYS HORNY

FUNNY

 

[♥♦♣♠vamp]

its aight

 

[Grafix]

Sorry inventor but that was creative and i liked it , remind me of the old days when transvestites where only $5 :/ but kudos to this dude i wish he went to my school he coulda been freestyle queen!

Heres mine i guess its a battle:

Yo, Ethan is nice
and hes cool
when i saw his cock
i was like whoa

He mm'd my trade and it was fast
when i took a bath
it was done
and my mom said shamwow


he came to my house
for a sleepover
he took all my food
But thats okay hes not a scammer

hes very sexy is i may add when i saw his dad
i screamed because he was idk
im not gay so i really dont know how to describe him

 

[XinX]

HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAH LOL'D SOOOO HARD CANT STOP LAUGHING LMAFO!!!!!!


+1 to you...

dude i was soo fucken pissed today this made my day!

 

[XinX]

Hope a mod doesnt lock this Lulz sorry for double post :/ dont like the edit button but this is fucken hilarious everyone should read this, unless people asslick inventor..




Inventor LMAFO at this

 

[Grafix]

does this guy get on vent?

 

[AzzBr0]

does it matter if he goes on vent or not? was something funny for once

 

[claw bogy]

Grafix your didn't rhyme much... but nice try..

ventriloftw teh beast rapper?

 

[wtp]

philiprego (12:47:21 AM): you dont know me
DanceLikeRobots0 (12:47:28 AM): i know you
DanceLikeRobots0 (12:47:31 AM): like my hand
philiprego (12:47:41 AM): how many bones are in your hand?
philiprego (12:47:47 AM): EXACTLY!

 

[JohnK]

Sorry inventor but that was creative and i liked it , remind me of the old days when transvestites where only $5 :/ but kudos to this dude i wish he went to my school he coulda been freestyle queen!

Heres mine i guess its a battle:

Yo, Ethan is nice
and hes cool
when i saw his cock
i was like whoa

He mm'd my trade and it was fast
when i took a bath
it was done
and my mom said shamwow


he came to my house
for a sleepover
he took all my food
But thats okay hes not a scammer

hes very sexy is i may add when i saw his dad
i screamed because he was idk
im not gay so i really dont know how to describe him

^fail

 

[FaTaL Sh0t X]

LOL, loved it..

 

good shit.

 

[Inventor]

This sucked