Go Boco Go!
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Pee in her... *GETS SHOT*
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Ses
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Grab her ass and say "Heyy Gurl"
1 of 3 things will happen:
1)You get her
2)Slapped nigggga
3)Get kicked out of school
4)Sexual harrasment charges.
Better pray for 1 or 2
1 of 3 things will happen:
1)You get her
2)Slapped nigggga
3)Get kicked out of school
4)Sexual harrasment charges.
Better pray for 1 or 2
WTF does this look like, e-Harmony?
yah thats kinda stalkerish NOT!!!!!
no seriously i tried that once and the girl got pissed and called me a stalker and I got the cops called on me and everything it really sucked
Its called a libido.
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So it's pretty obvious by now that communication is the key.
Now into more detail.
Start of with small talk like a quick " Hey, how are you?"
Then progress to conversation.
The key thing when in conversation, to a girl you like, anyone really, is to get them to talk about themselves.
Ask questions and get her talking about things she enjoys.
Remember, she cares about herself more then anything / anyone, so she won't care if you can do triple back flip, ranked in the top 1000 in a MMORPG, got 100% in your physics test.
Now into more detail.
Start of with small talk like a quick " Hey, how are you?"
Then progress to conversation.
The key thing when in conversation, to a girl you like, anyone really, is to get them to talk about themselves.
Ask questions and get her talking about things she enjoys.
Remember, she cares about herself more then anything / anyone, so she won't care if you can do triple back flip, ranked in the top 1000 in a MMORPG, got 100% in your physics test.
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Cryptic Slaughter
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Your telling him to go talk to her ect. but that can be a big part of the problem. Its hard talking to new people especially if you reallly like them. You need something to "break the ice" so to speak, not sure what that would be but you need to figure it out yourself. I.e. try and sit near her at lunch, "bump" into her in the hallways, ect.
Not all the time. If they have no interest for you, then they will most likely not, then must have at least some interest in you.
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Yeah, I got my girlfriend the same way, I just kept ramming her in the halls, and stalking her at lunch.
Eventually she was like, "Hey dumbass, quit bumping into me and grabbing my ass, retard!" So I murdered her family and burnt her house down. She even told the local news and police about our relationship! I still send her cards on Valentines Day.
But seriously, you want us to give you a detailed way to pick up a girl? It's pathetic to use a guide or rules to get in touch with people. The real tool is to have reason for the confidence about oneself.
Though you can teach yourself to communicate to people. Just try practicing on your friends, and strangers. Say, "Hi" to random people, and try maintaining a conversation with them. Eventually you'll get better at it, trust me.
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You like her because shes hot :/. Try talking to her first before you make the conclusion.
theincrediblehaxx0r
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ok first of all if you dont have any classes with her and you are so gameless that you are asking online for help, then i say forget it and dont embarrass yourself. You would have to be an extreme pimp and a really good talker to just get a random girl like that that probably has never even seen you before in highschool, where there are cliques and everyone basically knows each other. she probably has a lot of friends so if a random kid she doesnt know comes up to her and starts talking, that will be really wierd to her and probably creep her out. Trust me I thought about doing the same thing you are thinking about doing but it just wont work in highschool, but in a couple of weeks you will just forget about it and go find some other chick.
But if you are still horny for her then I suggest doing something like this: find something she does like a club or a sport, or if you stand next to her in the cafeteria line, whatever the fuck i dont care. And talk about it. If you have a hard time thinking about what to talk about then forget getting any girls and go practice with friends. But you should find that one thing she does and just start talking, like if there is some shit cafeteria food start talking to her about how shitty it is. Or if there is a club or a sport, start talking about that. Talk smooth, no stuttering or making it seem like you are having a hard time making shit up. And most importantly, make it funny, make the conversation interesting and if you can make her laugh or put a smile on her face, you made it. Oh and smile yourself, dont look like a dull faggot. After a bunch of these little convo's, if she still hasnt opened up to you or went beyond the short talk, then stop starting the convos with her. Pretend to ignore her. You say shes hot so i guess she gets a lot of attention, and you gave her attention and now took it away and she might feel that and want the attention back. If it works and she starts talking to you after that, then great shes interested in you and try to talk about deeper things, then it will just get bigger from there. If she doesnt start talking to you after that, then whatever, she doesnt want you and you cant do anything about it, there are 4 billion fucking women on this planet so dont cry about 1.
But im assuming from you going online asking for help that you arent capable of doing the above, so i suggest you go practice with friends and try to talk more eloquently and try to be funnier and smoother.
Aite good luck man, i hope this helps.
But if you are still horny for her then I suggest doing something like this: find something she does like a club or a sport, or if you stand next to her in the cafeteria line, whatever the fuck i dont care. And talk about it. If you have a hard time thinking about what to talk about then forget getting any girls and go practice with friends. But you should find that one thing she does and just start talking, like if there is some shit cafeteria food start talking to her about how shitty it is. Or if there is a club or a sport, start talking about that. Talk smooth, no stuttering or making it seem like you are having a hard time making shit up. And most importantly, make it funny, make the conversation interesting and if you can make her laugh or put a smile on her face, you made it. Oh and smile yourself, dont look like a dull faggot. After a bunch of these little convo's, if she still hasnt opened up to you or went beyond the short talk, then stop starting the convos with her. Pretend to ignore her. You say shes hot so i guess she gets a lot of attention, and you gave her attention and now took it away and she might feel that and want the attention back. If it works and she starts talking to you after that, then great shes interested in you and try to talk about deeper things, then it will just get bigger from there. If she doesnt start talking to you after that, then whatever, she doesnt want you and you cant do anything about it, there are 4 billion fucking women on this planet so dont cry about 1.
But im assuming from you going online asking for help that you arent capable of doing the above, so i suggest you go practice with friends and try to talk more eloquently and try to be funnier and smoother.
Aite good luck man, i hope this helps.
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backlash07lure
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Cut off your ear, give it to her... problem solved
Go like slap her ass and talk dirty to her and be like wanna be my bitch oh yea you do
Lets fill a can of sweat,maybe a bathtub of sweat,Were talking desert sweat were talking rainforest sweat and be like bitch suck my cock and get it over with
Lets fill a can of sweat,maybe a bathtub of sweat,Were talking desert sweat were talking rainforest sweat and be like bitch suck my cock and get it over with
Just FLIRT. Eventually, she'll grow to like you.
Holy crap there have been some really funny comments on this page(3) alone. Burning down her house rofl!
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