I need help [Girl Probelms]

Rape her.
Grab her cock.
Do a barrel roll.

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i would walk up and be like "whats up" and start talking about some things she did this week or whatever then you should ask her for her number and say she is a fun person to talk to. then call her and ask her to a movie after a conversation.

 

definitely not the place to ask, add her myspace talk to her then at a party go for it.

 

Just Forget about her, girls these days are such whores, it's not even funny...

 

Somehow get into a same party with , get bit drunk (for courage) go near her and talk crap about how cute is her and then have sex with her . Or catch het give her drugs and rape her .

 

that is the worst advice ever.... anyways, watch wedding crashers too =P it'll help a bit

 

mo ney is the way to a girls heart full stop

 

say this exacly the way it is typed

"hi, do you want to be my Gee Eff? I will give you phree stuff. Three Mills if you bee my gee eff. I wont lure you into wildy, you silly noob."

 

go up to her and like do something like out ur tongue between two of ur fingers and see if she smiles or something lol i dono just go talk to her

 

your not funny.

 

You: *walks up to hot_gurl364*
Hot_gurl364:Hey, do I know you?
You:No, I'm (Insert name here)
Hot_gurl364:Cool, I'm Hot_gurl364
You:Wanna go on a date
Hot_gurl364:Sure



There, now go get em...

 

Lol ^^

I took a year to end up with my girlfriend.

Depends what you want ?
A quick shag ?
Or a lasting realationship ?

 

go up to her and be like Bitch please.

it depends what you like about her. do you actually like her personality or do you wanna straight out bang her then bang her again and do it for the whole day or do you wanna get serious relationshipzors wit her.

if your under18 gtfo

 

What i would do is just say hi everytime you see her in da hall. for a week or 2. then you'll get more comfortable with talkin to her and you'll start conversations...do that for another week or so, then you'll start becoming friends. after a few weeks you'll start hangin out and then do dat for a few more weeks and when you feel way comfertable and you feel liek your hella good friends then ask her on a date and if the date goes well then keep goin on dates and then you'll eventually become bf/gf

And as for you cambiasso SHUT THE F*CK UP! damn! speak for yourself, i h8 when ppl talk for me....god...

Anyways GOOD LUCK "Ninja Turtle Brotha"...

 

Doesn't mean he can't change that.

 

A-freaking-men!!!

QF'MAJOR'T

Wait till college when they mature and don't date you for STD's (indirectly, at least).

 

Haha, I got 99 problems but spelling aint one.

 

As I've stated several times before, girl problems can be solved through >this guy's< approach.

 

I'm having a hard time understanding why you like this girl. It seems like you have no interaction with her whatsoever, don't know much about her, etc. yet you like her. Because she's "hot"?

Buddy, go for a girl that has a nice personality and decent looks who doesn't just see you as another face in the crowd

 

29 to over 100 murders... ummm ... thats crazyness.... anyone out there had this many girlfriends?