I Got My Mom Pregnant!

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  1. Unread #1 - May 29, 2011 at 7:17 PM
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    I Got My Mom Pregnant!

    I was jerking off to gay porn, you guys know, the usual. I do it every hour, all I need is a good old recharge. So when I'm jerking my beef jerky I jizz onto my bed. My mom saw it and asked me what it was and I told her I didn't know, because I honestly didn't know what that was.

    My mom took the stuff and stuck it down her pants. Months later my mom said she is pregnant. I'm so excited to see the baby. I always wanted to be a 9 year old father.

    I'm selling my level 20 Runescape account for 4 dollars to raise the kid. It's tough getting money is Kazakhstan. What should I do?
     
  3. Unread #2 - May 29, 2011 at 7:23 PM
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    damn son that story turned me on
     
  5. Unread #3 - May 29, 2011 at 7:26 PM
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    Lol'd
     
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    shit story
     
  9. Unread #5 - May 29, 2011 at 7:30 PM
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    What?
     
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    I Got My Mom Pregnant!

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  13. Unread #7 - May 29, 2011 at 7:32 PM
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    I Got My Mom Pregnant!

    Actually, I GOT HER PREGNANT, and I'm your biological father.

    (Don't worry my RSGP will support all of us son)
     
  15. Unread #8 - May 29, 2011 at 7:39 PM
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    I Got My Mom Pregnant!

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  17. Unread #9 - May 29, 2011 at 7:45 PM
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    Omfg Runescape Isnt Loading For Me And Im Getting Mad Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
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  19. Unread #10 - May 29, 2011 at 7:48 PM
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    Nvm This Bitch Finally Loaded
     
  21. Unread #11 - May 29, 2011 at 8:21 PM
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    lmfao @ coinshare
     
  23. Unread #12 - May 29, 2011 at 8:24 PM
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    My sister is pregnant becuz i jaxed off on her pillow when i was smelling her panties does that mean im wierd?
     
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    Haha ikr????
     
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  29. Unread #15 - May 30, 2011 at 6:19 AM
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    I Got My Mom Pregnant!

    If you cum to gay porn your sperm is automatically infertile. That's why you don't see gay guys dropping babies out their ass.

    Coinshare is the dad.
     
  31. Unread #16 - May 30, 2011 at 6:28 AM
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    Cool story bro.
     
  33. Unread #17 - May 30, 2011 at 3:35 PM
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    I Got My Mom Pregnant!

    I finally got 4 strength in Runescape, I don't know what happened, it took me 5 weeks to get it to 4.
     
  35. Unread #18 - May 30, 2011 at 3:36 PM
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    mother son porn, YES!!
     
  37. Unread #19 - May 30, 2011 at 3:46 PM
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    didnt laugh till the rs acc part
     
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