I was jerking off to gay porn, you guys know, the usual. I do it every hour, all I need is a good old recharge. So when I'm jerking my beef jerky I jizz onto my bed. My mom saw it and asked me what it was and I told her I didn't know, because I honestly didn't know what that was. My mom took the stuff and stuck it down her pants. Months later my mom said she is pregnant. I'm so excited to see the baby. I always wanted to be a 9 year old father. I'm selling my level 20 Runescape account for 4 dollars to raise the kid. It's tough getting money is Kazakhstan. What should I do?