I Got My Mom Pregnant!

[florol]

I was jerking off to gay porn, you guys know, the usual. I do it every hour, all I need is a good old recharge. So when I'm jerking my beef jerky I jizz onto my bed. My mom saw it and asked me what it was and I told her I didn't know, because I honestly didn't know what that was.

My mom took the stuff and stuck it down her pants. Months later my mom said she is pregnant. I'm so excited to see the baby. I always wanted to be a 9 year old father.

I'm selling my level 20 Runescape account for 4 dollars to raise the kid. It's tough getting money is Kazakhstan. What should I do?

 

[Aroxez]

damn son that story turned me on

 

[l2botbroski]

Lol'd

 

shit story

 

[FearGets50s]

I was jerking off to gay porn, you guys know, the usual. I do it every hour, all I need is a good old recharge. So when I'm jerking my beef jerky I jizz onto my bed. My mom saw it and asked me what it was and I told her I didn't know, because I honestly didn't know what that was.

My mom took the stuff and stuck it down her pants. Months later my mom said she is pregnant. I'm so excited to see the baby. I always wanted to be a 9 year old father.

I'm selling my level 20 Runescape account for 4 dollars to raise the kid. It's tough getting money is Kazakhstan. What should I do?

What?

 

[florol]

 

[Coinshare]

Actually, I GOT HER PREGNANT, and I'm your biological father.

(Don't worry my RSGP will support all of us son)

 

[florol]

 

[Coinshare]

Omfg Runescape Isnt Loading For Me And Im Getting Mad Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Withdrawls Omfg

Fuck You Internet Explorer Runescape Client
Fuck You Mozilla Firefox
Fuck You Java
Fuck Runescape And Everything It Stands For

 

[Coinshare]

Nvm This Bitch Finally Loaded

 

[Aroxez]

lmfao @ coinshare

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

My sister is pregnant becuz i jaxed off on her pillow when i was smelling her panties does that mean im wierd?

 

[Ricky]

lmfao @ coinshare

Haha ikr????

 

[ll champion]

OP has jokes guyz

 

[kid elvranqe]

If you cum to gay porn your sperm is automatically infertile. That's why you don't see gay guys dropping babies out their ass.

Coinshare is the dad.

 

[Chiilii8]

Cool story bro.

 

[florol]

I finally got 4 strength in Runescape, I don't know what happened, it took me 5 weeks to get it to 4.

 

[▌WeÅ¡ ▌]

mother son porn, YES!!

 

[team mw]

didnt laugh till the rs acc part

 

[Feren Silver]