I'm pregnant.

[Day Break]

I had to take a drug test for my new "job" before I flew out to Miami. I was cleared... However... It said I was pregnant? I'm a guy <?>

 

kk .

 

[Sindrefyrn]

Cool story bro!

 

[Donator]

Lolwut?

 

[ridooz]

yay what will you call your baby then

 

[M I K E]

lol congrats!

 

[1234567ASDF]

lol can i has rights to be the mother? i kinda always wanted an illegitimate kid i've never met.