SDM is fun, try it out!

You fucking retarded clowns why the fuck do you pk people that are naked at Agility Pyramid. The fucking tops are untradeable and no one is fucking stupid enough to cash it in while you're standing there you fucking inbred cunts. Why would you kill someone entering, shouldn't you wait for them to make money first then kill them? Do you really fucking think that the keys compensate for your small dicks like what the fuck is your problem. You make more money farming goblins than you do killing Agility Pyramid mules. You fucking waste peoples time, and you don't even loot their shit. I would fucking cartel you fuckers if I had the chance. You wouldn't exist if your mother could afford a fucking coat hanger you 37 chromosome sub-human scum. Your dad beats you so you try bullying kids at school but you realize that no one is scared of your scrawny ass so you kill people that have 10 hitpoints wearing the fucking sand nigger armour. I'm just a former sweatshop worker trying to make a fucking living with 10 clients and you guys take the rice off the plates of my 6 children you inconsiderate fucks. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Disclaimer: My tops despawned after dying many times, killing goblins to get the gp and making this thread. Fuck you