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You: hullo
Stranger: 'ello
You: asl
Stranger: 15 f finland
You: lies
Stranger: no
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: you're from 4chan?

 

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You: THE GAME
Stranger: your moh
Stranger:
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Stranger: g
Stranger: weg
Stranger: asg
Stranger: a
Stranger: ga
Stranger: g
Stranger: a
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: How're you?
You: we are no strangers to love
You: you know the rules
You: and so do i!
Stranger: What rules?
You: elivis presley
You: you know finn, finn is cool
You: finniscool lol! and matt is mega
You: megamatt
You: lololol
Stranger: Stop trying to be random and cool. You have failed miserably
You: k-3-v-i-n
You: you dont know what i am talking about
You: so i lol @ you
Stranger: I don't care.
You:
You: i love you
Stranger: I don't wanna know, it is probably some piece of useless crap.
You: :O
Stranger: No you don't
You: don't what?
Stranger: You don't love me.
You: how do you know?
You: how do you know i exist and am not a fake computer program?
Stranger: Because it would be stupid of you to.
You: not if i was programmed to
Stranger: because computers make more sense than the crap you are spewing.
You: im terribly sorry chum
You: hi Jesse/Verts/Daily!
You: SuF is cool!
Stranger: Also, you would understand what I was saying when I say : 0100100001100111100110
You: yep
You: you are high
You: i knew it
You: tut tut tut -.-
Stranger: No.. binary code.
Stranger: You are a stupid mortal, who is wasting their own time and my time.
You: and you are immortal?
You: benwise90 is immortal
Stranger: No.. Do not be an ass.
You: i like ass
Stranger: No he is not.
You: yes he is
You: :O
Stranger: Don't be disgusting.
You: I AM WINNING
You: THE GAME
You: WOOT
Stranger: I don't care the game sucks.
You: I AM WINNING
You: GF
You: is this website your homepage?
Stranger: girlfriend?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm not a loser.
You: HAHAHA that's a good one mate
You: IM WINNING
You: GF
Stranger: GF = girlfriend?
You: GFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
You: I AM WINNING IT
Stranger: Stop being so immature and stupid.
Stranger: Stop talking crap, you are being an imbecile.
Stranger: I am leaving now, you are not worthy of my precious time. Goodbye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: hi

Stranger: Dad?

You: guess what

Stranger: Is that you?

Stranger: What?

You: We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

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Stranger:

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You: damn'

You: i got owned

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: you were my first ROLL though!

You: Youre good, sir, youre good

You: now I must go and roll others

Stranger: i was prepared with swine-bear in the clipboard

Stranger: thank you. *bows*

Stranger: good day, sir

 

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Stranger: lesbian girl looking 4 pics
You: hi
You: hello??
Stranger: hi lesbian girl looking 4 pics
You: send pics first?
Stranger: i asked first
Stranger: will send once recieved
You: how about this
You: i got a deal for you okay?
Stranger: ok
You: send me pics first
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: i asked first
You: im the man in my lesbian relationships so what i say goes
Stranger: well i asked first n i aint taking no shit
You: listen im a exp les if you wanna see pics of my hot body i demand your pics first
You: you never even gave me a chance to say you send pic first its not fair
You: ont he count of 3?
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: u send first
Stranger: no
You: I ASKED FIRST THOUGH WTF
Stranger: im not backing doown
Stranger: no i asked first
You: LIAR
You: You: you never even gave me a chance to say you send pic first its not fair
You: ont he count of 3?
You: You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: u send first
You: see
You: well goodbye im going to talk to some REASONABLE lesbians
You: take care

 

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You: hii
Stranger: hi poleaca
You: the fuckk?
Stranger: u like poets?
You: eehh
You: i like me
Stranger:
Podrá nublarse el sol eternamente;
podrá secarse en un instante el mar;
podrá romperse el eje de la tierra
como un débil cristal.

¡Todo sucederá! Podrá la muerte
cubrirme con su fúnebre crespón;
pero jamás en mí podrá apagarse
la llama de tu amor.
You: i write good peoms
Stranger: look that poetry
You: deep
You: except
Stranger: like your ass hole'?
You: i don't speak very good spanish
Stranger: deep¿
You: though i was born in mexico
You: nice question marks
Stranger: mexicano?
You: si senor
Stranger: hay gripe ahi
Stranger: mala gripe
Stranger: de cerdos
You: si si
You: los cochinos
You: no me gustan
Stranger: pero ahi se lava la gente no?
Stranger: bañarse y eso
Stranger: limpios
You: yo bese un cochino
Stranger: donde?
You: no fue divertido
You: en cuernavaca
You: cuando tuve dos anos
Stranger: igual el cochino disfruto
You: si probababmente
Stranger: te saco la lengua?
You: no supe como hacerlo
You: pues no









funny if u speak spanish

 

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Stranger: asl
You: 13 m uk =P
You: you?
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I lol'ed at this.

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Stranger: eat me
You: ok
You: boy or girl?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you're not supposed to take it literally
Stranger: perv
You: you asked
Stranger: no i didn't spaz
You: Stranger: eat me
You: fail noob

 

Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: how are you?
You: How large is your face
You: !
Stranger: i'm not sure
You: Damn
You: Measure that shit, bro.
You: Or sister
You: Or whatever
Stranger: wtf
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Mh.

 

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Stranger: gay?
You: No.
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Stranger: ^^
You: I watch gay porn
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Lmao.

 

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You: www.nobrain.dk - great site
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------ Trying to see who will fall for it

 

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: from
Stranger: india and u??
You: india and u??
Stranger: from which part of india
You: from which part of india
Stranger: fuck your ass
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^ lol.

 

Stranger: asl?
You: 15 m md
Stranger: too old
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holy.....

 

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Stranger: Heey
You: Heey
Stranger: How are you ??
You: How are you ??
Stranger: Great and you ?
You: Great and you ?
Stranger: Arghh
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ROFL lol hahahahahahahahah

 

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You: hI
Stranger: hey
You: mY NAME iS omAR and i like toads
You: HO awO are you today?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I watch gay porn
You: nou
Stranger: oh, I'm so sad for you
Stranger: and why do you?
You: why do you not?
Stranger: 'cause I'm a lady
Stranger: and ladies doesn't like gay porn
You: then what do ladies like?
Stranger: a lot of things, everything but gay porn
You: do you like pubes trimmed?
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: oh man, please, i'm going to eat something
Stranger: please
You: answer my question first plz
Stranger: no i don't like your question
Stranger: and I'm not going to answer
You: why not? you answered me about the porn thing, but you wont answer me if you like the domain clean or a mess
Stranger: I like my pizza, and I'm going to eat that pizza instead to answer to your question. I think maybe you should understand that I like smthing else in a man, and I don't give a fuck about how his "domain" is, I think it shouldn't be so hard to understand. Maybe a lot of men should understand it.
Stranger: I'm sure you'll understand, may, someday.
Stranger: So long man, it was funny
You: Maybe a lot of women should understand that men dont like fat asses who eat too much pizza
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I was really really bored ._.;