http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi f
You: So, why do you do this?
Stranger: where ary you from?
Stranger: for atention
You: I'm only doing this cause im really HORNY!
Stranger: me tooo
You: Nice.
Stranger: pfffff
Stranger: cyber on msn than?
You: This chat is like sex, ya know?
Stranger: thats funny
You: Hezz yeh!
Stranger: give me plse
You: Want to see my penis LIVE?
You: We can call it
You: Stranger2

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU GOLEM
Stranger: GOLEM USES ROLLOUT
You: I CHOOSE YOU GEODUDE
You: GEODUDE USE SELFDESTRUCT
You: You lose
Stranger: GOLEM SURVIVES BECAUSE GEODUDE IS A WEAK PUSSY
You: GEODUDE FUCKS YOUR MOM IN A CAGE
Stranger: GOLEM RAPES YOUR VIRGIN ASSHOLE
You: CHARIZARD SWOOPS DOWN AND SAVES THE DAY
Stranger: GOLEM WIPES OUT HIS TAIL FLAME KILLING THAT ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

LOL!!!!! That was me BTW.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Good day.
You: How has thy's day been?
Stranger: how are you?
You: Quite splendid.
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: you speak quite eloqunetly
You: Yes, Quite.
Stranger: how come?
You: I attempt to maintain a high level of english while on the somputer.
You: computer*
Stranger: oh
You: Oh deary me I am sorry.
You: My typing is so awful.
Stranger: its ok!
You: PENIS PENIS PENIS>
You: Sorry that was my mother.
Stranger: oh my
You: Indeed.
Stranger: are you cute?
You: Yes indeed I might be.
You: I have long red hair and hairy legs.
You: PENIS PENIS PENIS.
Stranger: oh my
You: Oh deary my mother is becoming an inconveience.
Stranger: y?ou have 3 penises
You: No indeed I don't.
You: WHORE WHORE WHORE
You: Oh god one minute please.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Porn
Stranger: :|

You: l:
Stranger: haha
You: ahah
Stranger: u watch porn?
You: Yes
You: Gay porn
Stranger: ur gay?
You: No im Bi
Stranger: oh
You: ?
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i dont watch porn
You: Why ?
Stranger: why should i?
You: It's fun
Stranger: very
You: So how did you find this site ?
You: As to you Im the Stranger
You: ??
Stranger: it
Stranger: s
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: u talk to people and dont have any idea
Stranger: who they are
You: I know who you are
You: im stood right behind you
Stranger: right
You: I want to see yur penis
Stranger: i dont have one
You: Your Female ?
Stranger: yes
You: Sythe.org ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They dont like Sythe.org

 

You: hey
Stranger: HAI
You: gage?
You: age?
Stranger: 17
You: THE GAMEEEE
Stranger: i dont fucking understand the game
You: then go fucking die
Stranger: O THIT
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Stranger: SUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER
You: D:
Stranger: thought sooo
You: nou
You: nou
You: nou
Stranger: I HOPE YOU GET SWINE FLU
Stranger: you think yer mighty i believe your a swiiiine
You: i had a threesome with a bird and a pig
You: will i die doctor?
Stranger: no you'll just develop a pigs face and a birds eating habits
Stranger: nothin to worry about bro
You: i already have an 18 inch dick, a bill and a curly tailll :/
Stranger: adding to your unique character i'd say
You: i'm a trapezian
You: howr u
You: eh nigg
You: girugamesh
You:
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You:
You:
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: omg wat
You: nigr plz.
Stranger: TELL ME WHAT MOVIE TO WATCH
You: D:
Stranger: ive seen everryyyything its so gay
You: watch the paris porn oneee
You: never grown bored of it
You: *fap*
Stranger: ffs i mean nice movies
You: D:
Stranger: like pride and prejudice
You: gayboyyyyyy

 

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Stranger: whoa sweet
You have disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: how bout you
Stranger: horny
You: ooooooh
Stranger: you 2?
You: want me to lick your pussy
Stranger: mmmhm
Stranger: id like ur cock in me
You: give me a *******?
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: you give me one?
You have disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: What are you made of?
Stranger: asl?
You: What are you made of?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have 3.5 testicles
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CHAT ROOM PLASTIC CURTAIN SHINGLE HANGER SOLAR PANEL HAIR GROWTH RUNESCAPE HACKS SEX TITS NERD GLASSES VISTA WINDOWS 3.1 DICK SUCKING VACUUM SPIDERMAN SUPER ACTION CLAW PENIS BARBIE

NOW ONLY $9.99 + TAX ORDER NOW
Stranger: fucking unbeleivable
You: inorite
You: I'll give you a special deal
You: $9.98 +tax
Stranger: interesting social experiment you have going there
You: And the worst part of it all
You: Was I never learned to read
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: sup
You: u got a dick?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: a very hard one
You: k pull it out lets start teh cyber sex
Stranger: its already out =D
You: good
You: ima guy two
You: mines slapping yours
Stranger: no prob
Stranger: how old?
You: 34
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey my name JD in male for the us and you???
You: Hey I'm kayley
You: I'm in Ohio =DD
Stranger: age
You: 7
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: HAI IM MOAHMUD I LIKE PIE
You: GIVE ME SOME
You: NOW BETCH
Stranger: i dont have any pie
You: ok
Stranger: 3.14,,,
You: well
You: ok
You: yea
You: thats what im lookin for buddy
You: now for teh zyber thex
You: pull out ur dick
You: mines out
You: k
You: slap em
You: good
You: now
You: wack em
You: good
You: double time!
You: OVERDRIVE
You: how old are you

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: FUCK
You: my oddish fucking died
Stranger: haha
You: my wartortle has like 8 fucking hp what should i do
You: FUCKING HELP ME
Stranger: you should fuck it in the ass
You: fuck i tried
You: it was at full hp before i did that
You: it lost like 78
Stranger: wanna cyber
You: u guy or girl
Stranger: im a girl
You: me two...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/i/your mum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
;D

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The game.
You: :>
Stranger: <:
You: :<
You: :<>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi
You: eyy
You: Ayyy!
Stranger: allo allo
You: the game
Stranger: i won?
You: you lost
Stranger: oh.. too bad
You: ba dumm tss
You: a friend need is a friend in deed a friend with weed is better
You: what song?
You: what band!
You: i need answers NAO
Stranger: Placebo
Stranger: Without you i'm nothing
You: noure morning
You: you lost the game AGAIN
You: failbot
You: urrrrrmmmm: i don't know how i'm ment to feel anymore, when they think it will all become clear
You: ANSWERS NAO
Stranger: wouldn't know
You: GOOGLE IT FUCKER
You: what the fuck are you still doing here... GOogle it
Stranger: google it yourself

 

Stranger: hi asl
You: 9/f/america

 

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