how to prank a fat kid and embarass him?

ok well my friend is really fat hes like 500 pounds (hey, eveyr group of friends has atleast 1 fat kid :s )
so we were at school, me and my friend were walkin up the stairs during passing period, and all of a sudden i get knocked on my ass by that fat kid, he charged me punched me in the chest and thats how he knocked me down,
i then got up laughing and shit and we just walk away laughing all hard lol(i thought it was pretty fuckin funny )

he did it infront of like 50 people... so i need to get him back even worse now.

what to do?

 

Be the bigger man: fuck your reputation, it's worthless; he was probably not having the best of days; he's fat, and fat kids are notorious for being abused in school, don't reinforce that stereotype; and, on finally, grow a heart.

 

eh w/e i was thinking the same thing, like how people would prolly think hes cool now rofl, he looks like a 500 pound chid rapist with a wierd mustache and beard.

 

Why would your friend try and beat you up?
Either you did something to deserve that or he's irrational and not the kind of guy you'd wanna payback.

 

I think you'll have much better luck in the spam forum.

 

Put laxatives in his 2nd period snack A.K.A. 5 Twinkies. Then when he is eating his 2 subway foot longs, because who are we kidding he is trying to watch his figure, and he starts getting diarrhea jump from your seat and scream "Paybacks a bitch!"

 

lol no i pranked him before and that was his comebak i guess (i egged him rofl not his house, him.)

 

You could give him meth and tell him it'll help him lose weight.

You just got him addicted, you son of a bitch.

 

i'm the fat kid in my group of friends no not rlly but srs there is a fat kid in every little group lol

 

lol so true and i DEF know who it is in my group of friends (not me whew)

 

Basically a good prank is putting a bunch of nicotine patches on the dude while he's sleeping and it will be funny when he doesn't ever wake up.



just kidding...

 

rape his mum

or just fuck him with a rake you fucking pussy faggot

 

hiS
raPe
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Mum

OH MY GOD ITS A CODE!!!!! SPAM!!!!!

 

holy shit i had a feeling you would show up here. New Fatih tbh.

 

more like old fatih

 

sorta but hes new to spam forum and shit i guess

 

Go berserk, don't mind anything and beat the shit out of him.

 

Get his shirt off some how. i imagine that would be rather embarassing

 

teabag him

 

Lol NVM... Kill him!