how to prank a fat kid and embarass him?

[ssylass]

ok well my friend is really fat hes like 500 pounds (hey, eveyr group of friends has atleast 1 fat kid :s )
so we were at school, me and my friend were walkin up the stairs during passing period, and all of a sudden i get knocked on my ass by that fat kid, he charged me punched me in the chest and thats how he knocked me down,
i then got up laughing and shit and we just walk away laughing all hard lol(i thought it was pretty fuckin funny )

he did it infront of like 50 people... so i need to get him back even worse now.

what to do?

 

[PublicityFtF]

Be the bigger man: fuck your reputation, it's worthless; he was probably not having the best of days; he's fat, and fat kids are notorious for being abused in school, don't reinforce that stereotype; and, on finally, grow a heart.

 

[ssylass]

eh w/e i was thinking the same thing, like how people would prolly think hes cool now rofl, he looks like a 500 pound chid rapist with a wierd mustache and beard.

 

[Guineapigcal]

Why would your friend try and beat you up?
Either you did something to deserve that or he's irrational and not the kind of guy you'd wanna payback.

 

[Louis]

I think you'll have much better luck in the spam forum.

 

[pkwithpink]

Put laxatives in his 2nd period snack A.K.A. 5 Twinkies. Then when he is eating his 2 subway foot longs, because who are we kidding he is trying to watch his figure, and he starts getting diarrhea jump from your seat and scream "Paybacks a bitch!"

 

[ssylass]

lol no i pranked him before and that was his comebak i guess (i egged him rofl not his house, him.)

 

[Konner for 2012]

You could give him meth and tell him it'll help him lose weight.

You just got him addicted, you son of a bitch.

 

[Obby_Maul]

i'm the fat kid in my group of friends no not rlly but srs there is a fat kid in every little group lol

 

[Straggler]

i'm the fat kid in my group of friends no not rlly but srs there is a fat kid in every little group lol

lol so true and i DEF know who it is in my group of friends (not me whew)

 

[drewskyd]

Basically a good prank is putting a bunch of nicotine patches on the dude while he's sleeping and it will be funny when he doesn't ever wake up.



just kidding...

 

[desu]

rape his mum

or just fuck him with a rake you fucking pussy faggot

 

[Easter Bunny2]

rape his mum

or just fuck him with a rake you fucking pussy faggot

hiS
raPe
rAke
Mum

OH MY GOD ITS A CODE!!!!! SPAM!!!!!

 

[drewskyd]

hiS
raPe
rAke
Mum

OH MY GOD ITS A CODE!!!!! SPAM!!!!!

holy shit i had a feeling you would show up here. New Fatih tbh.

 

[Straggler]

holy shit i had a feeling you would show up here. New Fatih tbh.

more like old fatih

 

[drewskyd]

more like old fatih

sorta but hes new to spam forum and shit i guess

 

[0120012345]

Go berserk, don't mind anything and beat the shit out of him.

 

[O_R_L_Y]

Get his shirt off some how. i imagine that would be rather embarassing

 

[masterv11]

teabag him

 

[mage i am111]

teabag him

Lol NVM... Kill him!