How to Kiss - A Beginner's Guide

[SSJ4 Gogeta]

Yes yes I know it's only natural you learn yourself, but this is a user submitted guide and it WAS submitted by a user. It's a guide. Don't like it? I don't care. Go troll someone else.

How to Kiss - A Beginner's Guide​

Step 1) Lick or bite your lips
Step 2) Stick your lips out, but not too much that you look like a duck. ​

Step 3) Put your lips inbetween the others' so they interlock​

Step 4) Move your lips on theirs
Step 5) Draw back​

 

[TechnoKid]

lol.....are you fucking serious?

 

[Angel Gamees]

Good starter..

Could be better.

 

[iRobbie]

LOL.

This guide needs pictures plz.

 

[anqel]

Lolz, I never really thought how to... kinda just did it, but by the looks of it your along the right lines to a good kiss

Only thing is at the end to make more sensation, bite there lip? lol
Thats only part thats weird (enless you mean like biting with your lips)

 

[CrackerJack59]

lmao niiice

 

[Tyler]

Your first guide?
try to center the WHOLE thread, and work on it a bit more.

 

[Scottay]

Thank man this has helped me a lot!

 

[Coinshare]

This guy is a champion

 

[Tezlin]

i got 23821 bihtces uzing dis gui1de!!11!


But seriously, you can't call this a guide man. No pictures, hardly any information, and about as useful as a chocolate teacup.

Just because you consider it a "guide", doesn't mean it is. With a bit of work, you could actually turn it into something decent rather than a 30 second half-assed piece of crap.

 

[Reboman]

Do you stop biting your lip after step 1?
Do you move your lips horizontally or vertically on step 4?

I AM CONFUSE

 

[Karl]

Kissing happens naturally, most people know how to do it, have you never kissed your nan or other female family members?

You dont need a guide on it, sorry, but if you're using this for your community support application, you wont get far.

 

[JstarD]

lol.......................................................................
WOW

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

this is fucking awesome.....wowowowowow im so adding this to my treasured moments.......


Inb4lightning strikes you.....fail lol fail!

 

[TahBreezy]

WTF, is this the spam forum? Dude you need pictures and you need to make it look fancy. I suggest you read this over, destruct it, and remake.

 

[SSJ4 Gogeta]

- No thanks. I'm not taking pictures of my lips lmaaao! It's easy enough as it is.... If you can't kiss then I don't know what to tell you...

 

[Tyler]

- No thanks. I'm not taking pictures of my lips lmaaao! It's easy enough as it is.... If you can't kiss then I don't know what to tell you...

The point of a guide is to TEACH someone something THEY DONT KNOW.

 

[Aroxez]

"Step 2) Stick your lips out, but not too much that you look like a duck."

Fucking lol'd.

Though, if you're going to use this for your application you're guaranteed to get denied. Try making more in-depth guides that can actually be rather useful, because this is something ANYONE can do - and more than likely everyone knows how to. All you really do is place each other lips on each other.

Sorry.