How to Kiss - A Beginner's Guide

Yes yes I know it's only natural you learn yourself, but this is a user submitted guide and it WAS submitted by a user. It's a guide. Don't like it? I don't care. Go troll someone else.

How to Kiss - A Beginner's Guide​

Step 1) Lick or bite your lips
Step 2) Stick your lips out, but not too much that you look like a duck. ​

Step 3) Put your lips inbetween the others' so they interlock​

Step 4) Move your lips on theirs
Step 5) Draw back​

 

lol.....are you fucking serious?

 

Good starter..

Could be better.

 

LOL.

This guide needs pictures plz.

 

Lolz, I never really thought how to... kinda just did it, but by the looks of it your along the right lines to a good kiss

Only thing is at the end to make more sensation, bite there lip? lol
Thats only part thats weird (enless you mean like biting with your lips)

 

lmao niiice

 

Your first guide?
try to center the WHOLE thread, and work on it a bit more.

 

Thank man this has helped me a lot!

 

This guy is a champion

 

i got 23821 bihtces uzing dis gui1de!!11!


But seriously, you can't call this a guide man. No pictures, hardly any information, and about as useful as a chocolate teacup.

Just because you consider it a "guide", doesn't mean it is. With a bit of work, you could actually turn it into something decent rather than a 30 second half-assed piece of crap.

 

Do you stop biting your lip after step 1?
Do you move your lips horizontally or vertically on step 4?

I AM CONFUSE

 

Kissing happens naturally, most people know how to do it, have you never kissed your nan or other female family members?

You dont need a guide on it, sorry, but if you're using this for your community support application, you wont get far.

 

lol.......................................................................
WOW

 

this is fucking awesome.....wowowowowow im so adding this to my treasured moments.......


Inb4lightning strikes you.....fail lol fail!

 

WTF, is this the spam forum? Dude you need pictures and you need to make it look fancy. I suggest you read this over, destruct it, and remake.

 

- No thanks. I'm not taking pictures of my lips lmaaao! It's easy enough as it is.... If you can't kiss then I don't know what to tell you...

 

The point of a guide is to TEACH someone something THEY DONT KNOW.

 

"Step 2) Stick your lips out, but not too much that you look like a duck."

Fucking lol'd.

Though, if you're going to use this for your application you're guaranteed to get denied. Try making more in-depth guides that can actually be rather useful, because this is something ANYONE can do - and more than likely everyone knows how to. All you really do is place each other lips on each other.

Sorry.