red7
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note: women are not objects but ARE human beings so do not read this if you think otherwise or are a sex hound who wants to learn how to get laid thank you - red7
I will be giving you pointers on a list that have worked for me and other people that i know if you find anything inaccurate please do not flame my thread this guide is for people who want a girlfrined and have never found the hope of having one and they can not understand why.
note: If you are a women and you get offended by this guide i am truly sorry this is for boys and men who are off thier game and are sick of being thrown aside for some cool guy like me lol jk jk
The Tips:
1. Always dress to impress nobody likes a geek example: glasses are a big no! replace them with contacts or laser eye surgeory. the reason is becuase this will iterfear with kissing and in movies they get it stuck in your heads that glasses are nerdy so they have made this tru in real life to so if you have glasses get contacts or laser eye surgeory. braces not much you can do doesnt really make you a nerd i suggest getting invisible lined ones or taking them off. white strips work amazing for your teeth i use crest and my teeth are very white its attractive trust me
. be stylish as in no shorts and a shirt. wear boxers not underwear trust me and wear a tank top underneath your shirt. finding your look is your option im a light punk as in frohawk ed hardy belt and cuff enouph said. the styles are skater,jock,punk,goth,emo,nerd no one likes emo,nerd,goth so avoid those 3. alaways wear something that matches and if you have hair try to style it with gel unless its long like a skater or short like a jock. belts are very cool just not the leather ones try to get a cool belt weather its d.c.,element,ed hardy. Hats are very cool i almost always wear one wear it facing slightly to the side like ghetto but raised up thats the style.
2.Talking to girls
this is the hardest part even if your sexy lol. well i used to suck at this but i just learned the best way is to talk to ugly girls first tell them "i like your earrings" or wow cool bracelet. try to compliment a girl once in a while if you do it to much your retarted lol. now your reading this proably because you like someone so lets say you asked her out randomly she says yes and your to nervous to talk to her how long will that realtionship last?? exactly so to talk to a girl you like start off by adding her on myspace if she has one then talk to her on myspace saying like hey cool layout then make small talk from thier then when you see her in school compliment her like nice jacket. then become her friend but be flirty like if she talk about another guy say who cares about him im all you need baby. let her know you like her. then ask her to be your girlfriend! dont say will you go out with me because if she says yes your gonna wonder if she ment on a date or to be your girlfriend so ask her to be ur gf no ask her to go out with you. once your dating her keep her text her talk to her myspace her a lot! take her on dates at least once a week and still compliment her.if you do this you'll get whatever you want
3. kissing
well theirs a ton of ways to get your first kiss i suggest 2 ways play a game with her like blackjack or poker or pool and say if i win you kiss me but if you win i kiss you that'll always work or put your arm around her and if she leans her head close to your face turn your head and kiss her. those are the 2 proably best ways to kiss.
4. asking her out
always ask her out when your close next to her so you can hug its acward if shes far away you cant make contact also ask her to be your girlfriend say exactly that if she says she has a bf then sucks to be you or if she says my bf broke up with me i don't want to date now. If shes telling the truth because her bf really did break up with her ask her again in a week or 2. if shes lieing its not worth it don't ask her again or you'll look like a pervert. Try to become friends with her friends in case she says i have to think about it. she'll talk to her friends. If your asking a girl out in school then ask her in the mourning it gives her the whole day to think. thats about it for that i think. sometimes after doing all this she will still reject you if this happens thiers a lot more girls out thier so take your pick.
5. The End
so i hope this guide really helps you in getting a girlfriend and if any of this offends you i am sorry thank you.
-red7
I will be giving you pointers on a list that have worked for me and other people that i know if you find anything inaccurate please do not flame my thread this guide is for people who want a girlfrined and have never found the hope of having one and they can not understand why.
note: If you are a women and you get offended by this guide i am truly sorry this is for boys and men who are off thier game and are sick of being thrown aside for some cool guy like me lol jk jk
The Tips:
1. Always dress to impress nobody likes a geek example: glasses are a big no! replace them with contacts or laser eye surgeory. the reason is becuase this will iterfear with kissing and in movies they get it stuck in your heads that glasses are nerdy so they have made this tru in real life to so if you have glasses get contacts or laser eye surgeory. braces not much you can do doesnt really make you a nerd i suggest getting invisible lined ones or taking them off. white strips work amazing for your teeth i use crest and my teeth are very white its attractive trust me
. be stylish as in no shorts and a shirt. wear boxers not underwear trust me and wear a tank top underneath your shirt. finding your look is your option im a light punk as in frohawk ed hardy belt and cuff enouph said. the styles are skater,jock,punk,goth,emo,nerd no one likes emo,nerd,goth so avoid those 3. alaways wear something that matches and if you have hair try to style it with gel unless its long like a skater or short like a jock. belts are very cool just not the leather ones try to get a cool belt weather its d.c.,element,ed hardy. Hats are very cool i almost always wear one wear it facing slightly to the side like ghetto but raised up thats the style.2.Talking to girls
this is the hardest part even if your sexy lol. well i used to suck at this but i just learned the best way is to talk to ugly girls first tell them "i like your earrings" or wow cool bracelet. try to compliment a girl once in a while if you do it to much your retarted lol. now your reading this proably because you like someone so lets say you asked her out randomly she says yes and your to nervous to talk to her how long will that realtionship last?? exactly so to talk to a girl you like start off by adding her on myspace if she has one then talk to her on myspace saying like hey cool layout then make small talk from thier then when you see her in school compliment her like nice jacket. then become her friend but be flirty like if she talk about another guy say who cares about him im all you need baby. let her know you like her. then ask her to be your girlfriend! dont say will you go out with me because if she says yes your gonna wonder if she ment on a date or to be your girlfriend so ask her to be ur gf no ask her to go out with you. once your dating her keep her text her talk to her myspace her a lot! take her on dates at least once a week and still compliment her.if you do this you'll get whatever you want
3. kissing
well theirs a ton of ways to get your first kiss i suggest 2 ways play a game with her like blackjack or poker or pool and say if i win you kiss me but if you win i kiss you that'll always work or put your arm around her and if she leans her head close to your face turn your head and kiss her. those are the 2 proably best ways to kiss.
4. asking her out
always ask her out when your close next to her so you can hug its acward if shes far away you cant make contact also ask her to be your girlfriend say exactly that if she says she has a bf then sucks to be you or if she says my bf broke up with me i don't want to date now. If shes telling the truth because her bf really did break up with her ask her again in a week or 2. if shes lieing its not worth it don't ask her again or you'll look like a pervert. Try to become friends with her friends in case she says i have to think about it. she'll talk to her friends. If your asking a girl out in school then ask her in the mourning it gives her the whole day to think. thats about it for that i think. sometimes after doing all this she will still reject you if this happens thiers a lot more girls out thier so take your pick.
5. The End
so i hope this guide really helps you in getting a girlfriend and if any of this offends you i am sorry thank you.
-red7
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