How much do you think it'd cost

[Harped]

to get a ruler tattooed on my dick?

 

[AzzBr0]

cost per hour * length of e-penis = post count * $50 donator = MILLYAN DOLLA

no homo

also Swizz Beatz

 

to get a ruler tattooed on my dick?

its not possible, unless the ruler is scaled to 2 inches.

 

[Plznate]

depends on length/girdth/color of your dick.

 

[Pounder]

Let's just say that I highly doubt it will be able to measure anything bigger than a Tootsie Roll.

 

[Dustein]

to get tattooed on my dick?

That just sounds like a bad idea anyway.

 

[Darkgroove]

I don't think you're meant to get stuff tattooed on your dick... blood flow might be affected...

 

[Grave]

is it in inches or centimeters?

 

[Skele]

is it in inches or centimeters?

micrometers

 

[Harped]

 

[too blue]

what? are you crazy? wouldn't that hurt? jeez, people these days have no minds.

if the tatoo artist was gay it would be free but dude, seriously dont do it. Dont even ask someone to do it.
it just wouldnt be right.

 

[Harped]

what? are you crazy? wouldn't that hurt? jeez, people these days have no minds.

if the tatoo artist was gay it would be free but dude, seriously dont do it. Dont even ask someone to do it.
it just wouldnt be right.

Alright man. You sound like a pretty smart, cool, funny guy who kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. I think I'll listen to you.

 

[wombakage]

I don't think you're meant to get stuff tattooed on your dick... blood flow might be affected...

He might ejaculate ink.

 

*facepalm*

ruined the moment

 

[Harped]

hey, its too blue. More commonly known as too green, but as this website theme is blue i though too blue would be more appropriate.

anyway, i am part of www.stopthescaming.com A website dedicated to stopping rulebreaking and spamming. We are visiting you as a few of your members have reported a large number of scammings and im going to sort that out.

~ too green and too blue, from www.stopthescamming.com

thanks.

 

[hybanks2000]

About $75-$100 depending on the artist.

 

[Grave]

About $75-$100 depending on the artist.

yea if the artist is gay and you take a few rounds in the ass, he might give a discount.

 

[Tmoe]

lol@successful troll

btw you might be ejacing ink for the next monthish

 

[Konner for 2012]

What if it picked up a blackish tint when it came out?

 

[Skele]

hey, its too blue. More commonly known as too green, but as this website theme is blue i though too blue would be more appropriate.

anyway, i am part of www.stopthescaming.com A website dedicated to stopping rulebreaking and spamming. We are visiting you as a few of your members have reported a large number of scammings and im going to sort that out.

~ too green and too blue, from www.stopthescamming.com

thanks.

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Good night sweet prince.