How long have you not...?

[Chantecleer]

1. Havent brushed my teeth in a week.
2. Haven't changed my underwear in a week.
3. Haven't smoked pot for 2 months (i lost contact with my dealers)
4. Haven't had sex in 2 weeks
5. Haven't smoked crack in 14 years.
6. Haven't sold meth for 2 minutes.
7. Haven't shaved my beard in 7 months

As you realize most of these are fictional, except 4

 

[Pigs_own_ur_butt]

1. Havent brushed my teeth in a week.
2. Haven't changed my underwear in a week.
3. Haven't smoked pot for 2 months (i lost contact with my dealers)
4. Haven't had sex in 2 weeks
5. Haven't smoked crack in 14 years.
6. Haven't sold meth for 2 minutes.
7. Haven't shaved my beard in 7 months

As you realize most of these are fictional, except 4

I got seriously scared for a minute that you actually did all of those.. thank God they were fictional. What's the story with 4?

 

[Chantecleer]

Well turns out my girlfriend prefers black people.

 

[Pigs_own_ur_butt]

Woah, I'm confused.
So do you think 2 weeks without having sex is a really long time?

 

[Chantecleer]

For me

 

[Pigs_own_ur_butt]

Oh, hahaha!

Well, back to the subject.
I haven't had sex in 14 years.
Guess how old I am?

 

[Tha_Punisher]

Well turns out my girlfriend prefers black people.

I lol'd so hard at that.. Lmao

 

[b1b]

Youre 15 and were raped when you were 1?

But seriously 14 is wayy too early for secks.

 

[Pigs_own_ur_butt]

?? I haven't had sex yet.
I'm 14.

 

[Chantecleer]

I lol'd so hard at that.. Lmao

sadly it's true.

well I'm 14 and so far had 1 gf had her for a month of sex about once a week now I'm a total sythe nerd.

Also I haven't chewed gum in 2 weeks (before today)

 

[Pigs_own_ur_butt]

You're 14 and you've had sex? Multiple times?
I ain't gonna insult you.. but I'm surprised.

 

[Louis]

I went for 3 weeks without masturbating recently, I just wasn't ever in the mood. Guess the hormones are taking a rest.

 

[Chantecleer]

pigs-lifes different in NJ.
louis, thanks for telling us, now I don't think I'll get wood for the next week.

 

[dorianking]

Louis - That is honestly one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. Not only is that abnormal, but that is sick in more ways than one.

 

[Louis]

I don't see what's so vile about it....

 

[dorianking]

Then you are not as smart as I thought

 

[Louis]

How does masturbating make me smart? I do masturbate on a regular basis now, but I was just never in the mood a while ago, nothing to hard to comprehend there matey.

 

[Tha_Punisher]

Lmao.. he doesn't mean that by not masturbating you're not smart.. he's saying that by you not understanding what he means by how telling us that is sick then you aren't as smart as he thought..

 

[Louis]

Lmao.. he doesn't mean that by not masturbating you're not smart.. he's saying that by you not understanding what he means by how telling us that is sick then you aren't as smart as he thought..

Confusion...care to spoon feed me the info?

 

[Chantecleer]

I do masturbate on a regular basis now

can i set that as my siggy PL33Z