How long have you not...?

i havent masterbated for 7 days, my record..lol

 

I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years.

 

How the hell do people go more than a month without masturbating? Is it like in your genes how much you need sex? It's physically impossible for me to go more than a day without doing it.

 

Very interesting info X 3 L, thanks for telling us.

 

It's called getting laid.

 

Last time I checked when you get laid your dick isn't magically inactive for a month.

 

You didn't get the joke. How do people go a month without MASTURBATING. I said getting LAID, as in you're not masturbating, someone else is providing you with that pleasure.

Use your brain.

 

Crying- 4 months
Eating- 7 minutes
Drinking- (alcohol- 14 months)- 7 minutes
Sleeping- 14 hours
Watching TV- 28 hours
Urinating- 37 minutes
Making Fecal Matter (lul) 4 hours
Talking-8 hours
Yelling 7 days
Moving 7 mins
Spitting 1 hour
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649)- as we speak jp- 4 days

 

oic wut u did thar

 

I have not played floorball for over a year. Was in the national selection team, but got lazy and have other interests such as rapping/singing and dancing. So yeah...

 

Lol if this is true your the biggest failure LOL!

 

idk It was hard for me to go without masturbating but I had to... I made a bet with my friend to see who could go the longest without masturbating... I won of course XD

 

Moving

3-4 days (sick)

 

anyone else?

 

Crying
Many years

Eating
4 days (was ill)

Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ...)
Drinking nothing: Day
Alcohol: Couple of days gap between gettin a wreck on

Sleeping
4 days

Watching TV
Couple of days at most when i'm away

Urinating
10 hours?

Making Fecal Matter (lul)
I don't tend to keep count

Talking
Im always chattin so dunno

Yelling
2 weeks?

Moving
30 seconds?

Spitting
Few days

 

haha lol nice...

 

Crying
Haven't cried in years. Last time I cried was 5th grade and now I'm a senior in Hs...

 

I haven't thrown up in 8 years

 

I didnt sleep for 50 hours
I was kinda tired after that >_< >_< >_<

 

It almost seems like everyone on Sythe has done drugs. Glad to know someone else hasn't besides me.