How long have you not...?

[playgames3]

i havent masterbated for 7 days, my record..lol

 

[The Supreme Intelligence]

I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years.

 

[X 3 L]

How the hell do people go more than a month without masturbating? Is it like in your genes how much you need sex? It's physically impossible for me to go more than a day without doing it.

 

[The Supreme Intelligence]

Very interesting info X 3 L, thanks for telling us.

 

[Justin]

How the hell do people go more than a month without masturbating?

It's called getting laid.

 

[X 3 L]

It's called getting laid.

Last time I checked when you get laid your dick isn't magically inactive for a month.

 

[Justin]

Last time I checked when you get laid your dick isn't magically inactive for a month.

You didn't get the joke. How do people go a month without MASTURBATING. I said getting LAID, as in you're not masturbating, someone else is providing you with that pleasure.

Use your brain.

 

[jebadiah the wise man]

Crying- 4 months
Eating- 7 minutes
Drinking- (alcohol- 14 months)- 7 minutes
Sleeping- 14 hours
Watching TV- 28 hours
Urinating- 37 minutes
Making Fecal Matter (lul) 4 hours
Talking-8 hours
Yelling 7 days
Moving 7 mins
Spitting 1 hour
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649)- as we speak jp- 4 days

 

[X 3 L]

You didn't get the joke. How do people go a month without MASTURBATING. I said getting LAID, as in you're not masturbating, someone else is providing you with that pleasure.

Use your brain.

oic wut u did thar

 

[Faculty3000]

I have not played floorball for over a year. Was in the national selection team, but got lazy and have other interests such as rapping/singing and dancing. So yeah...

 

[Quittung RS Made My Day]

I have not slept in two weeks due to meth, and now I have suffered permanent brain damage.

Lol if this is true your the biggest failure LOL!

 

[thorne_bro]

How the hell do people go more than a month without masturbating? Is it like in your genes how much you need sex? It's physically impossible for me to go more than a day without doing it.

idk It was hard for me to go without masturbating but I had to... I made a bet with my friend to see who could go the longest without masturbating... I won of course XD

 

[Tic Tac Toe]

Moving

3-4 days (sick)

 

[thorne_bro]

anyone else?

 

[Massacre]

Crying
Many years

Eating
4 days (was ill)

Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ...)
Drinking nothing: Day
Alcohol: Couple of days gap between gettin a wreck on

Sleeping
4 days

Watching TV
Couple of days at most when i'm away

Urinating
10 hours?

Making Fecal Matter (lul)
I don't tend to keep count

Talking
Im always chattin so dunno

Yelling
2 weeks?

Moving
30 seconds?

Spitting
Few days

 

[thorne_bro]

Making Fecal Matter (lul)
I don't tend to keep count

haha lol nice...

 

[Decisive]

Crying
Haven't cried in years. Last time I cried was 5th grade and now I'm a senior in Hs...

 

[dies irae]

I haven't thrown up in 8 years

 

[Pokémon™]

I didnt sleep for 50 hours
I was kinda tired after that >_< >_< >_<

 

[Pigs_own_ur_butt]

I've gone my whole life without being under the influence of any sort of drug.

It almost seems like everyone on Sythe has done drugs. Glad to know someone else hasn't besides me.