How do I kill a dog through a door?

I'm sorry, I have failed. I have spent the past FORTY minutes looking for one thread for you through 100+ pages of the spam forum. Basically, it was a thread with the same issue, except the dude succeeded.

What he did was whenever the people were out, he would start barking REALLY loud. Then people came to his door and knocked, asking him to make his dog be quiet. In response, he would say it was the dog next door. He did this until enough people complained about it until the dog was sent away.

 

Lol that's brilliant if you can pull a bark off.

 

Lol, that is epic

 

use the rail gun you dumbass

 

my dog ate two pounds of fudge brownies and was fine, maybe it was just her though.

 

grinding, bitches love grinding

 

slow down michael vick

 

Most apartments don't allow pets over a certain weight so see if the dog might be one over the weight and if not file a complaint with the city and if the owner doesn't get something to quiet the dog such as a muzzle or something to keep him busy, the dog will be impounded or euthanized.

 

easy fix, kill the owners. after several days with no food, the dog will die a slow and painful death.

but on the real, i recently read something similar (i think on sythe) where the person barked very loudly while the dog owner was away, until the landlord asked for the owner to get rid of the dog

 

*cough*

 

lol fail. i usually don't read any posts except the op

 

I remember reading that. It's a great idea, but he said that he's the only one living on the floor with them, so that would be a lot harder to pull off.

Just put on a mask, kick in their door when they're sleeping and steal the dog. Do whatever you want with it after that. If not that, then you can try slipping sedatives under the door. He probably won't eat it, so rub some meat or something on them.

 

Wasn't it kill dank who did that lol...

 

You need to take a sponge and use rubber bands to compress it into a small ball. Mix it in food or soak in blood with food. Once the dog eats the food and that compressed sponge the rubber bands will break and the sponge will expand.


Warning: If you get caught prepare yourself to go to a special prison in which you will probably end up being raped by Micheal Vick.

 

ewwwwww

 

they cant process cocoa, they wont be that ill though

 

michael vick isnt in prison dude

 

Cut a reeses in half (peanut butter) slip some kind of fun pill in and slip it under the door