How bad did I mess up

cy111 · Oct 14, 2014

cliffs

-be me on a Tuesday night
-drunk and can't find bottle opener, decide to use the counter top to open said beer
-put beer lid on edge of counter and yank down as hard as I can
-beer cap flies at my face with the force of 1000 virgins
-hits my eye and somehow cuts my face
-I start vomiting all over my floor
-a part of me wants to smell and have this liquid back inside of me, I get a spoon and taste the liquid which was once a part of me
-my window is open, girl in the apartment next to me was walking past my place and saw all of this happen, we made eye contact and she looks as if she wants to cry
-I tried to run after her, but I slipped in my pile of vomit and just lay there hoping this is all a dream
-it's not a dream
-this girl liked me and I don't know what to do now

Wat do guys??

Itsmarymkai · Oct 14, 2014

So if I got this correctly, she watched you trying to eat your own vomit with a spoon?
Hmm. No chances at all

Hamouze · Oct 14, 2014

My grandfather always told me, "If she doesn't love you when you're eating your own vomit with a spoon, then she isn't worth it."

Fuck her man, feminism is crazy.

Jack · Oct 14, 2014

if girls want equal rights they can get equal lefts

shawty · Oct 14, 2014

just tell her u were drunk. chicks dig that bad ass stuff.
and she's done worse i bet she sipped period blood from a fork or something. idk girls are weird.