i think i had sex

[bambino_91]

i was talking to this girl and someone pushed her by mistake and she fell on my dick

 

the girl in ur sig?

 

[Plznate]

no, the girl in yours

 

[Peetu]

the girl in ur sig?

Loving your signature.

Gimme gimme.
Datj00?

 

[HappyFace01010]

Cool story bro.

 

[kid elvranqe]

Found her

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[O_R_L_Y]

Found her

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How did you find a pic of my mom?

 

[Travis]

High five

 

[Cjmt905]

very nice, I excite

 

[Travis]

very nice, I excite

only because words like push and dick were used though amiright

 

[Cjmt905]

I was looking more at the mistake part... if you know what I mean

 

[Travis]

I know what this needs lol.

 

[Cjmt905]

I think I know to!

 

[Travis]

Please PM SMR with pics of penises.

kthxbi

 

[bambino_91]

good thing i had a condom in my pocket BUUUUUUUUUT THE SHIT HAPPENED SO FAST I COULDN'T WRAP IT AROUND MY DICK

 

[Cjmt905]

good thing i had a condom in my pocket BUUUUUUUUUT THE SHIT HAPPENED SO FAST I COULDN'T WRAP IT AROUND MY DICK

Thats why you wear a condom at all times, you never know when you will need it.

We've been over this!

 

[Travis]

good thing i had a condom in my pocket BUUUUUUUUUT THE SHIT HAPPENED SO FAST I COULDN'T WRAP IT AROUND MY DICK

Its fine it still works if its in your pocket dah, its like a dreamcatcher warding off the fertile sperm

 

[Cjmt905]

Its fine it still works if its in your pocket dah, its like a dreamcatcher warding off the fertile sperm

Hey man thats not cool, You have to give him the full information. This only works for extra large lubricated strawberry flavored condoms.

 

[Travis]

Hey man thats not cool, You have to give him the full information. This only works for extra large lubricated strawberry flavored condoms.

Obvious stuff is obvious everyone gets saturated strawberry lubed up condoms

 

[bambino_91]

thnx for the info guys very helpful

i hope i don't get in this mess again