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Physical body height: 6'4

Physical body weight: 102.75 pounds (currently bulking)

Combat Experience: ~500,000 kills on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter combat - 9/11

2. Healing Ability - bad

3. Use of armed weaponry - american

4. Getaway driving - i simply don't care about my surroundings

5. Autism isn't real it's just bad parenting

A mod will make an excellent addition to this elite task force. Your height is a stature worthy of Valhalla. However, please continue with your bulking. May i recommend Tom Brady's 78 day meal plan as a viable option filled with necessary nutrients. The COD kills are very impressive however I would've valued that higher if it was COD 4. All in all, Niki enterprises would love to employ your expertise as a member of our ELITE team. Congraluations, you're hired!

Please check your user center - I have wired you new assets.

 

[Fingy]

Physical body height: 6'3

Physical body weight: 240 lbs (Defensive Linebacker)

Combat Experience: I've dug holes bigger then you.

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter Combat 9.

2. Healing Ability 9.5 (Them HgH injections keep me strong)

3. Use of armed weaponry 10. Allegedly a guy may or may not have used one or two in his time.

4. Getaway driving 9. Never been caught.

5. Autism 5

 

Physical body height: 6'3

Physical body weight: 240 lbs (Defensive Linebacker)

Combat Experience: I've dug holes bigger then you.

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter Combat 9.

2. Healing Ability 9.5 (Them HgH injections keep me strong)

3. Use of armed weaponry 10. Allegedly a guy may or may not have used one or two in his time.

4. Getaway driving 9. Never been caught.

5. Autism 5

Friends with elite dust and you only give yourself a 5 for autism?

 

[Fingy]

Friends with elite dust and you only give yourself a 5 for autism?

Define friends...I talk to people on Discord and that's considered being friends with them? I have to talk to my probation officer bi-weekly...far from friends with them lol.

 

Physical body height: 5'8

Physical body weight: 180

Combat Experience: Proud Judoka since 2010 (black belt)

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter combat 10

2. Healing Ability 1

3. Use of armed weaponry 1

4. Getaway driving 0

5. Autism 10

 

Physical body height: 6'3

Physical body weight: 240 lbs (Defensive Linebacker)

Combat Experience: I've dug holes bigger then you.

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter Combat 9.

2. Healing Ability 9.5 (Them HgH injections keep me strong)

3. Use of armed weaponry 10. Allegedly a guy may or may not have used one or two in his time.

4. Getaway driving 9. Never been caught.

5. Autism 5

Physical body height: 5'8

Physical body weight: 180

Combat Experience: Proud Judoka since 2010 (black belt)

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter combat 10

2. Healing Ability 1

3. Use of armed weaponry 1

4. Getaway driving 0

5. Autism 10

I appreciate the time and effort both of you have put into these applications, however positions to be a part of this elite task force are currently filled to capacity. Do not stress my friends, as the Niki's ELITE kNights of the Watch branch will soon be open for applications in the very near future.

 

[ShipTheFlip]

Physical body height: 5'11

Physical body weight: 210

Combat Experience: Lots of bar fights

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter combat 10/10. True story survived an encounter with an incoming truck that snapped my humerus in half and broke four bones in the hand and kept trucking

2. Healing Ability Said fuck physical therapy and healed on my own, no black magic. 10/10

3. Use of armed weaponry Out of practice but willing to learn for you

4. Getaway driving 10 out of fucking 10

5. Autism I believe my autism can be beneficial to your operation

 

[Sneaky]

Physical body height: what are numbers?

Physical body weight: I like ramen

Combat experience: Cell, Frieza, Goku Black

1. I wooped Black's ass

2. I don't need to heal, I one shot em

3. I passed my Driver's test

4. Started tournament of power, got all universes destroyed so id say 1/10

 

I appreciate the time and effort both of you have put into these applications, however positions to be a part of this elite task force are currently filled to capacity. Do not stress my friends, as the Niki's ELITE kNights of the Watch branch will soon be open for applications in the very near future.

No its fine i dont want to work for you anymore, cunt

 

you're gonna need at least 20 more people to cover your fatass

 

No its fine i dont want to work for you anymore, cunt

You've shown a certain amount of grace in this comment that I can respect. Have you considered joining my ELITE spy program?

 

Physical body height: 5'11

Physical body weight: 210

Combat Experience: Lots of bar fights

Rate these skills from 1-10:

1. Close quarter combat 10/10. True story survived an encounter with an incoming truck that snapped my humerus in half and broke four bones in the hand and kept trucking

2. Healing Ability Said fuck physical therapy and healed on my own, no black magic. 10/10

3. Use of armed weaponry Out of practice but willing to learn for you

4. Getaway driving 10 out of fucking 10

5. Autism I believe my autism can be beneficial to your operation

Despite what I just said to fingy and skilling, I firmly trust when you say you will be beneficial to this operation, hired.

Physical body height: what are numbers?

Physical body weight: I like ramen

Combat experience: Cell, Frieza, Goku Black

1. I wooped Black's ass

2. I don't need to heal, I one shot em

3. I passed my Driver's test

4. Started tournament of power, got all universes destroyed so id say 1/10

These are worthy feats indeed, however black is still better than white. Everyone knows this. I do like how you've transformed Goku into a more autistic looking version of himself in your avatar though. That shows you rate high in one of my required skills and have a sense of creativity to you that enables you to think and react quickly in risky situations, hired.

Congratulations you two, I have wired you your new assets.

 

[Sneaky]

Despite what I just said to fingy and skilling, I firmly trust when you say you will be beneficial to this operation, hired.


These are worthy feats indeed, however black is still better than white. Everyone knows this. I do like how you've transformed Goku into a more autistic looking version of himself in your avatar though. That shows you rate high in one of my required skills and have a sense of creativity to you that enables you to think and react quickly in risky situations, hired.

Congratulations you two, I have wired you your new assets.

Thank you my master, I will assure you I will continue to train my autism until I reach a point know man has ever gone before. The 69 sith gold will be used to purchase myself some photographical pictures of the opposite gender in scandalous uniform. @str8 d a n k hmu

 

[ShipTheFlip]

Despite what I just said to fingy and skilling, I firmly trust when you say you will be beneficial to this operation, hired.


These are worthy feats indeed, however black is still better than white. Everyone knows this. I do like how you've transformed Goku into a more autistic looking version of himself in your avatar though. That shows you rate high in one of my required skills and have a sense of creativity to you that enables you to think and react quickly in risky situations, hired.

Congratulations you two, I have wired you your new assets.

Thank you sir, I assure you that you will not regret this decision. I'll be on standby

 

You've shown a certain amount of grace in this comment that I can respect. Have you considered joining my ELITE spy program?

Yes, can you explain yourself, ive been a secret agent since im 12.

 

Yes, can you explain yourself, ive been a secret agent since im 12.

Have you ever watched Codename Kids Next Door?

 

Have you ever watched Codename Kids Next Door?

Classic, ofc

 

[Panda]

still at it lol

 

[FiveBots]

Skipped me.
I am going to get my fucking knife, and slit your throat.

 

Classic, ofc

I need a spy to help me get dirt on all these corrupt mods so I can get in on the mod game and move straight up to admin

still at it lol

Gotta give the people what they want

Skipped me.
I am going to get my fucking knife, and slit your throat.

My apologies but another member said he'd release my dox to my own parents if I recruited you =\