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Hey everyone haha! I'm only 16 years old but I lost my virgynity at my highschool dance tonight! I lasted pretty long too :) The boy was pretty surprised, he asked if I was sure I was a virgin :) I said yep! I'm just that good. I watch a lot of porn so I really know my stuff even though I just lost my virginity :) It felt pretty good! I'm really happy that I can identify as a trans-siberian giraffe mongoloid with leanings toward pansexuality and still get laid!!!! He said that my penis was basically a clitoris which made me happy because as someone who is genderfluid exclusively on Thursdays from 4PM to 8:32PM I do sometimes feel like a woman :) He made me feel very lady like that night :)

Anyway I'm getting side tracked!!!! Have any of you lost your virgynities yet?? Was it as romantic as mine? :love: :love:
 
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nice. that's what i love about these highschool girls man, i get older but they stay the same age. anyway anyone got bail money? my lawyer just informed me that im being charged with statutory rape lolz
 
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i was getting cucked last night but i had my AP United States Princeton Review book in my hands so at least it wasn't wasted time although i did wish i got some action as well

Wow!!! You did get some action! Some study action! That's just as good :) I hope you do well on your exams :) People love intellectuals haha, even if your penis is 0.5 inches long like mine!! I have the brain to compensate :) Have you noticed my perfect spelling?? I'm only 16 and I can spell like this! Study hard and maybe someday you can be like me :)
 
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Honestly,you're a fucking dick for this.

I can't ask the simple spam forum how the ap exams went for highschoolers because this whole week was ap exams?

Clearly I'm very "awkward" for assuming that I could connect with the more mature and dignified highschool/college users who took ap classes and actually gave a shit in highschool, and simply use Sythe to have extra cash/reconnect with their childhood in comparison, to many, like yourself, of the users that rely on Runescape/Sythe services to make ends meet in their basement.

But instead you find reassurance in assuming that I have a .5 inch penis and have a "spoiled life"? I'm not forced to study hard as shit and sometimes skip parties, but I choose to do so because it's how I want to live my life.
So in a couple decades from now, you'll realize how you should have actually gave a shit in highschool, but hey if you;re happy with your life, then who cares right?

And just to clear things up... I'm actually quite popular at my school. I used to drink heavily at parties, hookup with random girls at parties, smoke with friends, but then realized that coming from an immigrant family I should not just fuck around because it was so unfair to the practices my family went though to get here... I stopped drinking, and changed my life for the better and am now seeded at the top 5% of my class and am also seeded in top 15 in Cross Country for the whole state that I live in, and have accumulated multiple full ride scholarships for my academics and athletics.
But according to you, which is also assumed by so many of the fucking highschool kids in the whole country, it's frowned upon to "study now, party later"?

Thanks for ruining my night Blupig, you dick.
 
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Honestly,you're a fucking dick for this.

I can't ask the simple spam forum how the ap exams went for highschoolers because this whole week was ap exams?

Clearly I'm very "awkward" for assuming that I could connect with the more mature and dignified highschool/college users who took ap classes and actually gave a shit in highschool, and simply use Sythe to have extra cash/reconnect with their childhood in comparison, to many, like yourself, of the users that rely on Runescape/Sythe services to make ends meet in their basement.

But instead you find reassurance in assuming that I have a .5 inch penis and have a "spoiled life"? I'm not forced to study hard as shit and sometimes skip parties, but I choose to do so because it's how I want to live my life.
So in a couple decades from now, you'll realize how you should have actually gave a shit in highschool, but hey if you;re happy with your life, then who cares right?

And just to clear things up... I'm actually quite popular at my school. I used to drink heavily at parties, hookup with random girls at parties, smoke with friends, but then realized that coming from an immigrant family I should not just fuck around because it was so unfair to the practices my family went though to get here... I stopped drinking, and changed my life for the better and am now seeded at the top 5% of my class and am also seeded in top 15 in Cross Country for the whole state that I live in, and have accumulated multiple full ride scholarships for my academics and athletics.
But according to you, which is also assumed by so many of the fucking highschool kids in the whole country, it's frowned upon to "study now, party later"?

Thanks for ruining my night Blupig, you dick.

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bro I seriously can't tell if you're trolling or not

if you are you're like god tier
 
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hulk you're either dumb as shit or a fantastic troll
ps. wait till college
 
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Honestly,you're a fucking dick for this.

I can't ask the simple spam forum how the ap exams went for highschoolers because this whole week was ap exams?

Clearly I'm very "awkward" for assuming that I could connect with the more mature and dignified highschool/college users who took ap classes and actually gave a shit in highschool, and simply use Sythe to have extra cash/reconnect with their childhood in comparison, to many, like yourself, of the users that rely on Runescape/Sythe services to make ends meet in their basement.

But instead you find reassurance in assuming that I have a .5 inch penis and have a "spoiled life"? I'm not forced to study hard as shit and sometimes skip parties, but I choose to do so because it's how I want to live my life.
So in a couple decades from now, you'll realize how you should have actually gave a shit in highschool, but hey if you;re happy with your life, then who cares right?

And just to clear things up... I'm actually quite popular at my school. I used to drink heavily at parties, hookup with random girls at parties, smoke with friends, but then realized that coming from an immigrant family I should not just fuck around because it was so unfair to the practices my family went though to get here... I stopped drinking, and changed my life for the better and am now seeded at the top 5% of my class and am also seeded in top 15 in Cross Country for the whole state that I live in, and have accumulated multiple full ride scholarships for my academics and athletics.
But according to you, which is also assumed by so many of the fucking highschool kids in the whole country, it's frowned upon to "study now, party later"?

Thanks for ruining my night Blupig, you dick.

fuck you dont talk bad about my blupig
 
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