Oh? I laughed in real life. Quite rare for the content of a forum.
Swan, contridicting my own religion is something i was not doing.
Could have fooled me.
Sometimes when I say "theres no god!" Its the devil in me trying to
draw me to him, because hes saying god has failed me.
So you admit you are dirty with "sin", and have allowed this "devil" to penetrate your very beliefs? Quite the blunder!
Alot of the
times I have failed, Its mostly because I didnt pray before I did that.
Are you sure you didn't just cave in to pressure, worrying about something that most probably doesn't exist?
The fucking sermon thing was a JOKE asshat. Get a fucking sense of
humor asshole.
Oh, I realise what you intended it to be. I, however, am a very serious person at the best (and worst) of times. I am always calm, and jokes really ought to be funny, if told at all.
I dont need proof. As a christian I have faith, and faith
is all I need to put up with asshats that thing god isnt real.
You don't need proof? Then you are making an irrational decision.
Wait, doesn't your teachings state that gambling is a "sin"? If this is so, then you are quite the sinner.
By denying
your father he will deny you entrance to heaven. "Deny me in front of you
friends, I will deny you in front of my father." (god) for you halfwits.
My father cannot deny me entry to anything, as I am free to do as I choose. Though for the sake of this matter, I am assuming you are talking of your God. For the sake of argument, let us assume he exists for a brief moment. I was not given a choice to be born. I was not given a choice as to whether or not I would spend an eternity in any realm, be it heaven or hell. I consider this torment of the mind, no matter the place. Therefore, I indeed have my reasons for not wanting to go to this place called "heaven", it is the same as sitting next to a person I hate with a passion.
Insult
to my nations intelligence? Your just an asshat that spends his days on the computer reading about crap that wont help you, and trying to sound smart on a forum.
A) Even if what you said was true, this "reading about stuff that won't help me" has probably increased my skill in the English language a hundred-fold compared to yours. Also, if I may say so, note that I am among the highest marked in my classes, so if this is useless, why am I more likely to get a better job than
some other particular people?
B) I am not trying to sound any more intelligent than I am. By the looks of it, you are.
gtfo nubcake. I dont give a shit if you know more then albert einstein, thats not going to help you when your standing at the gates of heaven.
Do you have any evidence to support such a claim? Nonetheless, read what I have said earlier in this post about my views concerning this "heaven" you speak of.
Also, Albert Einstein made many scientific discoveries, but they are, for the majority of the time, not what I study. Why would you assume otherwise?
Everyone needs that little extra push once in awhile, and by helping youself, youll succeed 50% of the time, by praying god can help you.
If there's one thing that makes me laugh it's when people pull statistics out of nowhere and assume they know what they're talking about. 50%? Proposterous! I could claim this at a casino, but by the end of the day, I'd end up broke.
Life isnt a game of chance you moron. I lost all respect for you when you said that. Chance? Are you serious?! Nothing in life is by chance.
I wonder what the chance of you getting hit by a moving vehicle on the way to school is ... Oh sorry, such doesn't exist for you, meaning this is either absolute or false. In other words, you are either going to be hit by a moving vehicle every single time you head on your way to school, or it will never happen. Too bad for the people that have been in motor vehicle accidents.
If you work hard and pray you will suceed, try your hardest.
I'm sorry, but for the majority of my current life when I was a Christian, no such thing happened. I either tried my hardest, wore myself out, and got a decent outcome (depending on the situation), or I didn't work my hardest, and got a decent outcome anyway.
NO IM NOT IN A DAM STATE OF POVERTY. WOULD I BE ON A FUCKIN COMP IF I WAS IN POVERTY?!
I was using this as a pro-example as to how coincidental your "great life" is. Though apparently "great lives" involve flaming people in online forums. Please exclude me from this definition.
And its not luck my family is well off. Beleive it or not, my family was once in debt (as is half of america) but we prayed, attended church, and our life made a turn for the better. my mom got a promotion my dad landed a huge paying job, and i myself have landed a job as an assistant at one of the most famous modeling agencys in america.(maybe not...haha.)
Are you sure? Why then, in countries that DO have poverty, do people suffer? I'm sure the poor kids in Africa pray every night, and yet their lives are none the better.
Your mother got a promotion simply because she is a hard worker, as Arya said. Likewise, your father is a dedicated worker. So what?
By me praying everynight before i go to bed and eat is wishful thinking? if you were trying to be funny...you arnt. so stop trying.
Quite the grammatical blunder, this statement was a little hard to comprehend at first. Nonetheless, I will try to interpret it. Wishful thinking is basically what praying is. I can say to myself "Gee, It'd be really nice if I won the lottery", or I could say to myself, "Dear God, please let me win this lottery so I can put the money to good use." It makes no difference.
Also, what makes you assume I was trying to be funny? You are such a presumptuous person!
And if you think im ignorant, thats just you being a moron. I beleive in christ. ill go to heaven if i dont sin. you beleive in shit, so you will go to hell. Im going to pray for you though. Have a nice life.
First of all, yes I do believe you are ignorant. To put forward a proper argument, you must understand both sides - it seems you only think you understand your own. What has this got to do with me being a socalled "moron"?
Yes, I had already deduced you believe in Christ. No need to restate it.
However, do you have any evidence of your claim of going to a place called "heaven"?
Literally speaking, of course I believe that shit exists. There is physical evidence of it. I, however, find this quite an unpleasant subject, maybe it is different for you? And what has this got to do with me going anywhere?
I feel comforted that you care about me. Well, not really, but I felt like saying that, sarcasm is a wonderful way of conveying emotions.
Why yes, I intend to have a nice life. Thankyou!