Guide to 99 mage and a 6 pack!!!

[I Spec You To Fuck]

Alright so once upon a time, I was a skinny little white boy. Yes I know its hard to believe, but it happened. However, then I started playing runescape. I wanted to get my first cape (99 mage) but I didn't want to get fat like church key, so I had to come up with something.

Basically over 2 months of no lifing, I went from this

To this


Believe it or not, it really wasn't that complicated. I didn't need a Bowflex or a treadmill. All I needed was my trusty wireless mouse. Basically all you need to do is take your mouse and place it on the floor. Place your cursor over the high level alchemy spell. Now get on the floor, do push-ups, and every time you do one, press on the left mouse button with your nose. Good luck on 99 mage and getting ripped like me!

 

[Australian <3]

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[roundkickkid]

Nice never would of thought of that. sadly im botting my mage and playing paintball so i guess my way works also oh also no matter waht i do i cant stop being a white ginger so i guess i cant fix that >.<

 

[Masc]

Lol I seriously might get a wireless mouse, even though I bot mage

 

Genius. I love it.

 

[kfjjjdst]

Most f* epic guide ever.

 

[thunder thighs]

Damnit! the African guy is more ripped then me. I guess I better try this method.

I love guides like this, and wish more people would do them.

 

[Nick Nelson]

Brb, sit ups make your bi's, chest, lats, and lowers bodyfat.
Also OP, if that is really you, you need to work on your lats and traps.

 

[Benjamingtrgtr]

this is awesome!;

 

[hax0r]

i just lol'd irl because of this. great guide do you get tan from that too?

 

[Im not invisible]

I laughed, you could get a tan if you moved your computer near a window and did it outside

 

[Jonny xD]

Works with laptops pretty well, you can even watch your progress and even a film.

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[I Spec You To Fuck]

I laughed, you could get a tan if you moved your computer near a window and did it outside

Yes I assume so

 

[Lex Elf]

Epic guide, I just made a new window in my room for this purpose.

 

[Bleedin massive]

Fucking epic guide. I sometimes glue my mouse to the wall and practice doing roundhouse kicks. About 100k mage xp/hr and a great workout for my core muscles.

 

[FieryK0]

RS, the only game where you can start as a skinny white kid and quit a ripped black man

 

[clawed]

Lol, I might goto the gym with my laptop and wireless mouse and try to get some punishments from the instructor: mainly its push-ups so yeah

 

[Emerge]

abs and a tan? wow you should sell this guide. 11/10

 

[cebeNN]

haha epic

 

[Sex Bot]

Fucking love this.
Cock push-ups are better<3