[Guide] How to make your mum HAPPY [Guide]

australiantrainer · Sep 16, 2008

haha a move? hopfully not a sexual move

i noob killer i · Sep 16, 2008

thanks good guide 8.5/10

eFSko^ · Sep 16, 2008

Allright, 7/10.

Pointless to me I dont live with my mum .

australiantrainer · Sep 16, 2008

8.5, wow thats cool. thanks noob

TehNoobWorld · Sep 20, 2008

Clean the house and bake her a cake??

We are manly men we dont do that

drchains · Sep 20, 2008

hahaah thats funny
and stupid =] 10/10

Teh Hawtness · Sep 20, 2008

pretty nice guide 9/10

australiantrainer · Sep 20, 2008

thanks for the 9/10 and 10/10, Gee TD you seem to be wrong about my "shit guide"

david493 · Sep 20, 2008

Hope this helps you get into the UE, I think Australian trainer is a good person for it.

Ballin Boi · Sep 20, 2008

australiantrainer said: ↑

The reason i have chosen to do this guide is that alot of sythe members still live at home with their mother.

Now as many of you would know, our mothers have a very stressful job, and looking after kids is no easy task, so i am going to break down. how to keep your mum happy, how to make her VERY happy.

Contents
1- Why mum is stressed
2- General happiness and stress free mum
3- Making her very happy
4- Q&A

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ONE- WHY MUM IS STRESSED?

I am going to take a general day to day mum, Or what i see one as now lets make a stress rating, and go through her day to day

SYTHE STRESS RATING

1 - You can get what you want to say out correct

2 - You are beaten to a sale, or a witty remark by somebody

3 - Someone is spamming your thread calling you a cheat/liar/fruad

4 - You get bagged out and made fun of. On your own thread

5 - You get a warning because you accidentally did something

6 - Some noob scammed you $4, This isn't bad but very FRUSTRATING

7 - You are scammed by somebody and loose $50+

8 - You receive a TWC

9 - You are banned and you think that the ban is a load of BS

10 - You are hacked by a person and you know nothing of what happens

10+ - You are banned because you were hacked, rep gone, paypal gone GAME OVER!

- Wakes up at 7am, has had very little sleep and prepares for a big day
[Stress 1/10]

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- Has to make kids lunch, wake them up and get them ready for school, kid is ignorant and won't listen which makes her job harder
[Stress 3/10}

- Finally gets kids out of house and onto bus, now has to clean mess left behind (bathroom, bedroom, kitchen), and get herself ready for work
[Stress 4.5/10]

- Works 6,7,8,9 and even 10 hours. Work is stressful yes but its time away from home, kids, husband, so it only ad's 1 or 2
[Stress 6/10]

- Gets home, kids fighting. husband doing nothing/still at work, house a mess and she gets to look forward to cooking tea, cleaning up, keeping everybody happy and MUCH more.
[Stress 8.5/10]

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BY THIS STAGE SHE IS YELLING, THREATENING WITH HITTING YOU, BANNING THE COMPUTER AND OF COURSE BEING GROUNDED.

- Tea is finished, everything is clean. there is one last issue to tackle... Getting the kids in bed, one of the kids is glued to the TV (should be doing homework), the other wont stop playing game boy and the third one is on sythe. has been for 3 hours cause its the coolest site around
[ Stress 9/10 ]

- Finally into bed, were the stress goes down and she can sleep it off for another day. but there is the odd occasion when the husband gets into bed, and he starts asking for "favors". this can result in to things. stress goes 10+/10 as they fight OR she gives in to his "demands" and stress goes to a mild 2 or 3/10
[Stress ??/10]

TWO - KEEPING A HAPPY AND STRESS FREE MUM

NOW THAT WE KNOW WHY MUM IS STRESSED LETS GO OVER SOME BASICS OF KEEPING MUM HAPPY.

Step 1) Keep out of mums way, but keep out into a good area, homework, helping her etc

Step 2) Don's leave mess, cause if you leave mess, mum has to clean it and making mum clean=stress

Step 3) Fighting while through your eyes may seem awesome and the way to deal with things, it generally isn't if you drop the subject and leave the fight your mother will be HAPPY

THESE ARE SOME SMALL WAYS TO HELP KEEP MUM STRESS LESS AND HAPPY IF YOU DO THESE YOU WILL NOTICE A TURN AROUND IN ATTITUDE

THREE - MAKING MUM VERY HAPPY

NOW WE HAVE MUM ON A NEUTRAL STRESS LEVEL WE CAN TURN THE FROWN UPSIDE DOWN

In my experience i have learn mothers care about the effort, if you try, she will be happy, i made a list of easy to do thing that will make your mother very happy, which in turn lengthens your "chain" to do stuff

THE LIST
Make her coffee, tea, hot chocolate many women love coffee
[ Reduce Stress/Increase Happiness 1+ ]

http://www.reallynatural.com/archives/Coffee Lover.jpg

Offer to help with tea, even if you don't help she will appreciate the gesture
[ Reduce Stress/Increase Happiness 3+ ]

Do her little jobs, set the table, pack the dishwasher etc etc
[ Reduce Stress/Increase Happiness 2+ ]

If you stay home, clean... mothers will notice and they will appreciate
[ Reduce Stress/Increase Happiness 4+ ]

Bake her personally a cake, if she has something done for her she will feel like a princess
[ Reduce Stress/Increase Happiness 6.5+ ]

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FOUR - Q&A

Q) Why would i do all this for my mum?

A) It was briefly touched on but if your mum is happy, she will take less care in what you do, and aslong as it doesn't stress her out. you can get away with, no homework, playing computer or watching tv for hours on end

Q) What happens if i try the cake, helping etc and she is still stressed?

A) Drastic times call for drastic measures, now this is rare measurements but try such things as back,feet and shoulder rubs. this should release A LOT of stress

Q) My mum stays at home all day and doesn't do much. My dad on the other hand is stressed all the time?

A) You will just have to wait for my next guide. till then stay clear

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THANKS FOR READING MY MAKING MUM HAPPY GUIDE, I WILL PROBABLY BRING OUT A MAKING DAD HAPPY GUIDE, FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED THANKS
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Although the topic is not the best you made a very well put together guide and I can not wait for the next one, very good job AT.

7/10

australiantrainer · Sep 21, 2008

sorry to disapoint people but the UE are a bunch of losers in my eyes, they are power hungry fags and i aint even gunna bother joining

sorry and thanks

Ballin Boi · Sep 21, 2008

australiantrainer said: ↑

sorry to disapoint people but the UE are a bunch of losers in my eyes, they are power hungry fags and i aint even gunna bother joining

sorry and thanks
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How are they power hungry?

I think that was uncalled for.

Also, I think its a shame you would have been a goood guide maker.

Ottis · Sep 21, 2008

Dude Is That Ur Mom???

Omfg Is Shit A Milf [mother I Love To Fuck]

Omfg Shes So Hott

australiantrainer · Sep 21, 2008

if u go down to feedback and the bottom of the sythe page i have a thread. Its about how one of the head users of the UE treated me like shit. so i dont want to join

australiantrainer · Sep 21, 2008

No otis it isnt my mother its a picture i got from somewere

Ballin Boi · Sep 21, 2008

Oh, well still...

australiantrainer · Sep 21, 2008

Well shit happens, i don't care i am happy

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