[Guide] How to make your mum HAPPY [Guide]

[~Killer~]

LOL what a waste of time... IT KICKED ASS!

 

[DrumBum]

Wow, you're an idiot.

This guy obviously lives in a broken family with a divorced/dead mother.

 

[masterkiller]

Nothing about attitude, it's just.. You're an idiot.

I agree with the above statement and believe that The Dark should not be critized for telling the truth.

This guy obviously lives in a broken family with a divorced/dead mother.

You obviously will never get laid.

 

[australiantrainer]

masterkiller, he is here to tell me about my guide, if i wanna know about my intellectual capacity i will go ask someone i care about, The Dark obviously doesn't no how to help someone, and i fail to see why his apart of the UE with comments like that

 

[wtp]

I agree with the above statement and believe that The Dark should not be critized for telling the truth.



You obviously will never get laid.

The truth is fine but being mean isen't acceptable.

I think the rank may have gone to your head a little bit the dark.

 

[australiantrainer]

WOOT! an actual user that agrees thats good to see

 

[Jordan]

Bad Topic, Because its not that great.

 

[Sinful Thoughtz]

The first picture of the female looks like an amatuer milf-fuck, and the last picture of the african-american female looks like a rapist who just got a sex change. Now as far as the guide, I'd give it a 7/10.

Honestly, do good in school and don't do "grown-up" things (like drugs, smoking, drinking alcoholic beverages, getting into fights), and you'll be fine. Or you could do what I do, don't tell your mom shit except you brushed your teeth and tinkled your winkle.

 

[Hai 2 u]

1/9999999999999999999999999999999999

 

[australiantrainer]

wow that proves your great logic hai 2 u, i also noticed that you joined this month... did u even read this guide or just put that in for post count?

that number could also represent the percent of you getting laid.... EVER

 

[Jenny Jil]

it's a good guide, people don't realize how much their mom goes through for them.
I think the least people could do is help out.
She did have to squeeze you out of her.
I mean, that's gotta hurt!

 

[theasian]

rofl nice guide

 

[australiantrainer]

Thanks both, but it doesn't matter i aint joinin the UE, also deacon frost says its lame

 

[twobladedknight]

it may just be common sence as said before but it's actually quite helpful nice one 10/10

 

[Zeboss]

Haha, maybe now with this new guide i can get a new computer formyself!

 

[thebob1423]

nice guide 7/10 but some other things could be there like what if you get a ticket and your mom wants to kill you now..what to do??

 

[australiantrainer]

thebob thats illogical i would be here all day and night writing what if's etc etc

 

[thebob1423]

thebob thats illogical i would be here all day and night writing what if's etc etc

wanted some advise so my mom won't kill me

 

[Alex k]

Dude are you 12? When will people stop fucking making guides like these...

 

[Jake99]

it was alright, i was hoping for a move to try on my mom next time i want her to get me something =P