Grant the wish above you

[Deathsnova]

Granted but you get banned for vading so nobody knows your the one who declared world peace, which makes you, unpeaceful, and you cause havock again.

 

[KerokeroCola]

Fail for no wish.

Deathsnova wishes the Genie freedom.

 

[T V]

granted...?



I wish to enlarge my penal circumference.

 

[Imagine]

Granted, but then you get a boner and its too big so you fait and it has to be cut off.

I wish to have more efriends.

 

[Delta Squad]

Granted but your efriends don't like you.


My wish to not have to wish was granted so therefore i no longer have to make a wishlist

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Granted, you're now e-married to the WoW freakout kid.

I wish my goddamn dad would stop calling me, telling me I need to replace my fuel filter (which I do not have money for right now. And neither does he.)

 

[Delta Squad]

granted, he calls you to help insert hemroid cream instead

 

[rspooper]

I wish this noob above me made a wish.

 

tits.

 

[T V]

granted, but they're man tits.




I wish the voices in my head would go away




f u superman

 

[Imagine]

Granted, you have tits, but a psyco came and chopped them off.

Having the mudkipz rank.
please admin grant my wish

F u tv and super

 

[rspooper]

I wish somebody replied to my wish.

 

[Quadro]

Granted, but the post was hidden =(

I wish to be invincible and unbannable and super awesome and have unlimited money and a huge bubble over my house so it can't be nuked and a bunch of hot certified hot babes with certified realness certs so they are not men

 

[MohtasaUnique]

Granted, but the post was hidden =(

I wish to be invincible and unbannable and super awesome and have unlimited money and a huge bubble over my house so it can't be nuked and a bunch of hot certified hot babes with certified realness certs so they are not men

Granted, you are now stuck in a shack with an impenetrable force field (on both sides) with a room full of hot, sweaty female babies. You sick, sick bastard. Your money comes in a form of coupons which you can't use because there aren't any scissors inside your bubble to clip them with!

I wish for crazy good photography skills.

 

[Nunchuck]

Granted, but you can only take pictures of nothingness, and they cannot be sold.

I wish I could fly..

 

[Deathsnova]

granted but you get sucked into an airoplane propella and die.

I wish for ducks.

 

[rspooper]

Granted but they are alien ducks with penises that rape you when you're sleeping.

I wish I had the ability to change anything.

 

[oxodium]

Granted but they are alien ducks with penises that rape you when you're sleeping.

I wish I had the ability to change anything.

Granted, but you may only change it into skittles.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Quadro]

Wish granted, you now have 3 nipple and 2 balls sacks

I wish for a 12 foot long hot dog that is not made of penis or near any sort of penis

 

[Delta Squad]

Granted, but you can't eat it


i wish for thug life to get banned