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good excusses for nurse

Just smoke a spliff or summin there we go a much less hurting method.
 
[N]ick;2514303 said:
Tested it at home? :O

At most schools, alcohol isn't put into the soap, so I don't think it would kill as much as at home.
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I tried them both.

...They both burn like hell. >.>


Stuart said:
Whats good about missing out on a major exam you lose grades and you fail.

Then again if you want to put soap in your eyes you deserve to fail.
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No, I didn't want to fail, I just wanted to test what it would feel like, and how it would look.
 
um well u could shit ur pants and u would have to go home are throw up all over the floor in class are punch a kid in the face and get suspended a couple days lol that would how u would get outta class for sure maby even school a few days
 
Lol some heffa bitch shat her self in my college in assembly, she was wearing full pink tracksuit and she had a shit stain all down the back of her ass lol. She walked around college like that aswell and sat on the chairs upstairs I died of laughter at that rofl. Sorry had to say that but ya not a good idea tbh.

Your better off going with smoking a spliff so your eyes go all red, use some eye drops and get some color contact lenses to place in other eye so you don't look so stoned.
 
lmao classic
 
"I have a headache, its really bad, and I want to go home. Let me call my mom."

Works for me. Last time I did it, we got in a car accident on the way home, car totaled, then I got to miss 4 days of school, and the insurance company payed me 300$ for whiplash, etc.

Best fake sick ever.
 
Daily500 said:
"I have a headache, its really bad, and I want to go home. Let me call my mom."

Works for me. Last time I did it, we got in a car accident on the way home, car totaled, then I got to miss 4 days of school, and the insurance company payed me 300$ for whiplash, etc.

Best fake sick ever.
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Bastard!

Always one step ahead of me. -.-
 
daily didnt the cost of the accident overrun the 300$?

or did your insurance cover it all?
 
Lmao guys, Ive heard some pretty goofy excuses here, but whats wrong with plain old skipping school?
 
I just signed up to be an assistant in the attendence office and took some passes and extra signature stamp from my adminstator. So I made passes out of class all day and teachers had to mark me there. It was great I could show up 2 minutes before class ended. :D :D :D :D :D


Daily500 said:
"I have a headache, its really bad, and I want to go home. Let me call my mom."

Works for me. Last time I did it, we got in a car accident on the way home, car totaled, then I got to miss 4 days of school, and the insurance company payed me 300$ for whiplash, etc.

Best fake sick ever.
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That owns everones.
 
oozabooman said:
daily didnt the cost of the accident overrun the 300$?

or did your insurance cover it all?
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The other guy was 100% at fault, his insurance pretty much bought us a new (NICER) car, payed me 300$, and offered my sister 1500$, but she still hasn't settled because she got permanent damage to her shoulder and has had half a year of physical therapy and they have to pay for all of it.


AGAIN...best fake sick ever.
 
lmao you guys have nurses all i need to do is go to the attendance office and sign out.. takes less than 2 minutes..
 
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