good excusses for nurse

[mcnuggetman]

well lets get a general excuses to get out of class going here considering tommorow is tuesday


mine

do hot water in you mouth swish, then get tempreture taken

say you have a bad stomcae ache and just sit on the toilet for a hour or too

say you balls hurt- works every time

 

[Apocalyspe]

The classic put your head up to a lamp, or you could just take some water in your mouth, go to toilet and spit it out dramatically (flush before anyone looks!)

 

[Masterfaizy]

Say that your genitals hurt alot and you have a really bad rash under your scrotum. Legally they cannot look under the waist.

 

I actually know that some kids rub soap in their eyes saying they have pink eye, and then miss the whole day.

 

[Xtern]

You should just go and take a heating pad and put it on your stomach, or just eat a laxative

 

[mcnuggetman]

i like the soap to eye idea very clever

 

[Spereff]

Say your stomach really hurts, and that you might have diarhea. How can they check?

If they try to touch your ass, just say that you'll diarhea out accidentally.

 

[Red Dwarf]

well lets get a general excuses to get out of class going here considering tommorow is tuesday


mine

do hot water in you mouth swish, then get tempreture taken

say you have a bad stomcae ache and just sit on the toilet for a hour or too

say you balls hurt- works every time

..It sucks, you need to be sick enough to go home but not sick enough for the doctor.

I just say i'm having a stomach ache then during talking i run to the toilet and pretend to vomit.

 

[jackc]

dude we dont even have a dam nurse, and if you go to the office for help they go to like extreme measures to figure out if you are lying or not.

 

dude we dont even have a dam nurse, and if you go to the office for help they go to like extreme measures to figure out if you are lying or not.

. I thought most states required a registered nurse, and lol they can't go too extreme due to laws

 

[jackc]

. I thought most states required a registered nurse, and lol they can't go too extreme due to laws

i know, i dont mean like touching you rofl. i mean the question you, and like if you have a fever youve got to have a high fever, if you vomit they figure you ate something bad and send you back to class, etc.

 

i know, i dont mean like touching you rofl. i mean the question you, and like if you have a fever youve got to have a high fever, if you vomit they figure you ate something bad and send you back to class, etc.

Lol what hard asses

And this is kind of off topic, has anyone actually done the penny in the month thing, and had it work?

 

[chr1$]

. I thought most states required a registered nurse, and lol they can't go too extreme due to laws

We dont have one as well. I like the soap idea lol.

 

[Institutionalized]

I actually know that some kids rub soap in their eyes saying they have pink eye, and then miss the whole day.

That's hardcore. o.0

 

[Shredderbeam]

i like the soap to eye idea very clever

Except it'll fucking hurt like hell.

 

[jackc]

id rather like take a laxative and keep shitting than put soap in my eye...

 

Except it'll fucking hurt like hell.

I personally haven't done it, but if you want to get out of a major exam..

 

[Institutionalized]

Except it'll fucking hurt like hell.

Just as a test, I tried it.

...Let's just say that I'm an idiot for doing that, and not go into further details. >.>

 

[Stuart]

Whats good about missing out on a major exam you lose grades and you fail.

Then again if you want to put soap in your eyes you deserve to fail.

 

Just as a test, I tried it.

...Let's just say that I'm an idiot for doing that, and not go into further details. >.>

Tested it at home? :O

At most schools, alcohol isn't put into the soap, so I don't think it would kill as much as at home.