Girls are Impressed with Programming Skills

[lil]

Lol nice story mate, but I don't think that will get me any girls I like.

 

[Redemption]

Yeah, it all depends. We were bored and had nothing to do. A lot of girls will think you're retarded and need to go outside, but some girls think it's cool to be smart... There's a big difference between private and public schools. Girls in private schools tend to be less dumb. (No offence Sin, Steph, etc. You're both very smart.)

 

[Immortality]

I got back from Albany on a 5 hour bus trip... I was fooling around speaking in Java code, and all the girls were laughing and thought it was cool.

So, learn some code and impress girls. It worked for me lol... I got so many numbers and AIM screen names...

Edit: From further down in the thread-

We were on the bus and we were bored as hell. I said I was going to speak in Java for the rest of the bus ride, and they thought it was funny because they have like, no computer skills. So, they wanted me to write them a program, so I had to think fast lolz.

The program was asking them for their numbers. I handed it to them and they asked what it did, so I told them. That's when all of them gave me their numbers and screen names.

See? We were just having fun. I had been talking to them all weekend anyway, so they all knew I was just screwing around.

Also, my Java teacher's daughter was on the bus. We were talking about programming anyway.

No. This is exactly why you will never have any sort of relationship with anyone of the opposite sex (not even the nerdy girls) and probably not any with people of the same sex.

You are a faggot. Girls are NOT impressed with programming skills.

 

[Brandeis]

Redemption, you got a picture. Mabye you can post it in the sticky up top.

 

[Cruel__Machine]

How the hell do you speak in java? ROFL
And what they hell are girls?

 

[Wagonsho]

I got back from Albany on a 5 hour bus trip... I was fooling around speaking in Java code, and all the girls were laughing and thought it was cool.

So, learn some code and impress girls. It worked for me lol... I got so many numbers and AIM screen names...

Edit: From further down in the thread-

We were on the bus and we were bored as hell. I said I was going to speak in Java for the rest of the bus ride, and they thought it was funny because they have like, no computer skills. So, they wanted me to write them a program, so I had to think fast lolz.

The program was asking them for their numbers. I handed it to them and they asked what it did, so I told them. That's when all of them gave me their numbers and screen names.

See? We were just having fun. I had been talking to them all weekend anyway, so they all knew I was just screwing around.

Also, my Java teacher's daughter was on the bus. We were talking about programming anyway.

If you mean Albany,NY you should of told me I live 5 min away from there...

And nice I used to go to private school in kindergarten and third grade. Was so annoying the school was Jewish and I'm anti-religious

 

[1337_Byte]

They're probably just dumb girls, that think it's funny to laugh at stupid things, you wouldn't get any girls you liked.

 

[the_wippit]

well u see it all depends on wther ur gonig for hot girls...or geeks, lol all those girls were prolly just nerds =\

 

[Luke8110]

funny story but a lil wierd lol

 

[bkatz]

Nerdiest thing yet (bored in class, nothing better to do):

import javax.swing.JOptionPane;

Public class giveMeYourPhoneNumber
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
phonenumber = getPhoneNumber();
if(phonenumber == 'Y')
{
System.out.println("RAWR!! <333333333333 KTHX");
}
else if(phonenumber == 'N')
{
System.out.println("No wait! I want your phone # come back!!! :@");
}
}
public static char getPhoneNumber()
{
String phonenumber = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("You're hot. Give me your goddamn phone number. Y OR N BITCH!");
return phonenumber.charAt(0);
}
}

 

[Brandeis]

1337, you can't talk, your amd ugly lol. I beleive Redmeption. But I don't think they though he was like cute?, mabye just felt bad. or he is mad funny.

 

[The End]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
#include <windows.h>

int main()
{
     if ( girl,attraction == me ){
Sleep(6000);
cout << "A fatal exception has occurred and the program must close itself"; 
Sleep(2000);
return 0;
}
     if ( girl,attraction != me ) {
cout << "True statement, exiting program."; 
Sleep(2000);
return 0; 
}
}

 

[Wagonsho]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
#include <windows.h>

int main()
{
     if ( girl,attraction == me ){
Sleep(6000);
cout << "A fatal exception has occurred and the program must close itself"; 
Sleep(2000);
return 0;
}
     if ( girl,attraction != me ) {
cout << "True statement, exiting program."; 
Sleep(2000);
return 0; 
}
}

WTF? What is that supposed to be?

 

[paladen]

...If you think they are impressed by it... fool, they may have laughed at jokes but not impressed.

 

[1337_Byte]

1337, you can't talk, your amd ugly lol. I beleive Redmeption. But I don't think they though he was like cute?, mabye just felt bad. or he is mad funny.

I'm not the person in my sig if that's what you're wondering...

 

[The End]

WTF? What is that supposed to be?

its pseudo c++ i didnt declare variables because im way to lazy ^>^

 

[bkatz]

@The End - C++ = looks hard. I'm learning java and I heard java is basically simplified C++, which makes sense since it seems a lot easier. :$

 

[Steph]

C++ isn't hard. It's basically the same as Java.

And those girls must have been...different.

 

[Brandeis]

Hhahah Steph

 

[the_wippit]

lmao dude are u sure they wernt just lauphing at u so hard cause they thought u were such a geek? lmao i bet they thats what it was