Get on my level

So last night I hit up the bar, had a few drinks and started chatting with this chick that got there not long after I did. One thing lead to another and next thing I know, I have her bent over in the bathroom in the bar. About 15 minutes in, we got caught... Whoops.

Left the bar, went to my hotel and finished the deed. Ohyeah.jpg

 

pics or it didn't happen

 

I knew being an admin on a gaming site must get you pussy!


lololol

 

That was my pickup line. "I'm a forum administrator bitch!"

 

Did she wear one of the party hats that are in your ranks while you did the deed?

 

I've had a similar experience before
























in my dream

 

this is brazzers story line material

 

When you fuck two russian chick ages 19 and 21 in the back of a minivan (not yours, not theirs) with people drinking around a fire 15 feet away, and still not get caught...

Let me know.

 

^^^^^^

 

18 of them and a calculator

 

this happened.

 

When you get fucked by two russian chicks ages 19 and 21 in the back of a minivan (not yours, not theirs) with people drinking around a fire 15 feet away, and still not get caught...

Let me know.

 

When you fuck two russian chick ages 19 and 21 in the back of a minivan (not yours, not theirs) with people drinking around a fire 15 feet away, and still not get caught...

Let me know.

 

Salute to the variation

 

When you fuck two russian chick ages 19 and 21 in the back of a minivan (not yours, not theirs) with people drinking around a fire 15 feet away, and still not get caught...

Let me know.

 

When you fuck two russian chickens ages 19 and 21 in the back of a minivan (not yours, not theirs) with people drinking around a fire 15 feet away, and still not get caught...

Let me know.

 

Last night I went to a flat party... got horrendously blind drunk, pulled a waist height wooden man out of a paddling pool screaming for someone to help, gave him mouth to mouth resuscitation, fell off the armchair in the lounge twice, kicked the most babe'ing girl at the party in the head when I fell off the chair the first time, put a hole in the bathroom wall, made a fool of myself, lost my phone, found my phone, and then got the best looking girl's number before I left.


She text me this morning. Keen to meet up. Hell yeah.

 

Mad props.

 

Question is, did you finish or did whiskey dick get the best of ya?

 

probably has aids now