Funny Statistics

[Damien0124]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(about that glass, I didn't know he was talking about the cracks, lol)

 

[Teh 1337ness]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Holy fucking christ! ^^

 

[tutoneppis]

%100 percent of all asians have a small penus.

 

[Teh 1337ness]

%100 percent of all asians have a small penus.

I suppose you would know that from personal experience. Correct?

 

Americas science teachings is the same as a third world countries.

 

[Masterfaizy]

Size matters

 

[Black Marketeer]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph[/FONT]

http://funnyfact.com/funnystatistics.shtml

Good one...lol.

 

[Straggler]

Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus : 8
Number of chemical elements in the universe : 104
In a glass of New Jersey tap water : 98

Salary of the average Pro Wrestler : $47,500 /yr.
If Pro Wrestling didn't exist : $4.25/hr.


Average miles per gallon you can expect if a
car maker's ad says " 30 mpg, city" : 23

 

[jebadiah the wise man]

Post all the funny statistics you know here! *PLEASE* ONLY POST LEGIT STATISTICS

Example:


Did you know, someone who is obese, has a 250% CHANCE OF SURVIVING IN A CAR CRASH, as opposed to someone under weight, or of "normal" health.

(As proven on "Manswers")

That doesn't make any sense. That means that for every car crash he's is, he'll survive 2.5 car crashes.

 

[Teh 1337ness]

How does it NOT make sense? If you are Fat, you are 250% MORE LIKELY to survive than someone who is UNDERWEIGHT...Not to hard

 

[jebadiah the wise man]

That's not what you said.

 

[WeDoWhtWeLikeNLikeWhtWeDo]

How does it NOT make sense?

250% CHANCE

250% MORE LIKELY

It doesn't make sense because having a 250% CHANCE, and being 250% MORE LIKELY, to have something occur, are two totally different things.

 

[Jesse]

70 percent of ppl in jail are black 25 percent are hispanic

That may seem true but it's complete bullshit.

 

[Arya]

This isn't really funny but:

A person dies every 5 seconds.
A person is born every 7 seconds.

Totally untrue.

 

[CruZr]

Real boobs can save a girls life when shes drowning.

 

[Curt]

Real boobs can save a girls life when shes drowning.

LOL.
Mad props to you
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[eias]

In soviet russia,statistics post YOU!

 

[Anti-Virus]

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

 

[dragonfire455]

50% of Sythe can't speak with proper grammer.

 

[Anti-Virus]

50% of Sythe can't speak with proper grammer.

It's probably higher.