Me and a friend of mine went biking around a hill near my house. (I'm a fat fuck who doesn't really do much and hes more of an active guy) so he says we should go down from the top of the hill and its all potholes and mud all the way down. I go down first and almost die but somehow avoid death/hitting a wall by swerving to safety while staying on my bike. Don't get me wrong it was kind of fun except for the part where I hit a giant pot hole and was brutally ..... by my bike seat. But anyways, I'm down the hill wondering if I shit my pants or not and look back to see my friend lying on the ground, his bike mangled and him rolling around. Lol... walk over to him and walk him to my house to use my ghetto doctor skills to wrap up his arm. Right now I'm still wondering how I didn't wipe out and how he did...













