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droko5

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Me and a friend of mine went biking around a hill near my house. (I'm a fat fuck who doesn't really do much and hes more of an active guy) so he says we should go down from the top of the hill and its all potholes and mud all the way down. I go down first and almost die but somehow avoid death/hitting a wall by swerving to safety while staying on my bike. Don't get me wrong it was kind of fun except for the part where I hit a giant pot hole and was brutally ..... by my bike seat. But anyways, I'm down the hill wondering if I shit my pants or not and look back to see my friend lying on the ground, his bike mangled and him rolling around. Lol... walk over to him and walk him to my house to use my ghetto doctor skills to wrap up his arm. Right now I'm still wondering how I didn't wipe out and how he did...
 
Either troll, or you're an idiot. I don't want to offend you, but only somebody lacking a lot of sense would do that.
 
Either troll, or you're an idiot. I don't want to offend you, but only somebody lacking a lot of sense would do that.

This, but this wouldn't really be a trolly thing to say.

How is this funny? You could have broken a bone or something going down a hill like that. Your FRIEND fell off his bike and that's funny? Uhh alright.
 
Either troll, or you're an idiot. I don't want to offend you, but only somebody lacking a lot of sense would do that.

I'm guessing you don't have much fun?
I've crashed so many times on my bike from shit like this. Personally I can relate to this story, sounds like something that's happened to me before.
 
I'm guessing you don't have much fun?
I've crashed so many times on my bike from shit like this. Personally I can relate to this story, sounds like something that's happened to me before.

What dick goes on a forum to make fun of a supposed friend who injured his arm?

I just don't understand how it's funny.
 
I'll be honest, I laughed. He didn't get hurt too bad eh? I hope not. If he did, I understand why the people above me find it stupid.
 
Your friend is asking you to jump off a bridge. From what I am reading, you didn't even think twice.
 
Me and a friend of mine went biking around a hill near my house. (I'm a fat fuck who doesn't really do much and hes more of an active guy) so he says we should go down from the top of the hill and its all potholes and mud all the way down. I go down first and almost die but somehow avoid death/hitting a wall by swerving to safety while staying on my bike. Don't get me wrong it was kind of fun except for the part where I hit a giant pot hole and was brutally ..... by my bike seat. But anyways, I'm down the hill wondering if I shit my pants or not and look back to see my friend lying on the ground, his bike mangled and him rolling around. Lol... walk over to him and walk him to my house to use my ghetto doctor skills to wrap up his arm. Right now I'm still wondering how I didn't wipe out and how he did...


Had my attention there. Lol kinda funny.
 
This, but this wouldn't really be a trolly thing to say.

How is this funny? You could have broken a bone or something going down a hill like that. Your FRIEND fell off his bike and that's funny? Uhh alright.

How do you get by with life?
Do you even watch sports? People get seriously hurt in those but it's there for our entertainment.

And OP:
Yeah, some things might not look like much when others see it, but it's often so fun that we just have to share it haha; I guess that this is your case?

But it was a nice read :p
 
It's only funny until somebody gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

Enjoy the dumb and stupid shit you can get away with when you are younger! It seems that the older I get, the less balls I have to do risky/stupid things like that with friends. I liked your story though, brings back memories of me and my friends doing similarly stupid shit when we were much younger.
 
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