Seriously guys, this just happened to me yesterday.
Basically,
I was walking down near my area,
And all these Black People run at me.
Not even joking, they just beat me down and started to kick me.
One of them drew a knife out,
And demanded all my money.
So, out of options, I got my £20 note out,
And I gave it to them.
That's when I saw her -
It was a girl from my Primary School.
She was about 15 now, and she was very pretty.
She had sympathetic eyes.
She looked down at me, crouched, and
She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'
I whistled for a cab and when i came near,
The license plate said 'Fresh',
And had dice in the mirror,
If anything i could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!'
I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight,
I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!