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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

- Hey Baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!

- I am the C.L.I.T Commander

- Hi, I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate. Silent Bob

I find these hilarious! Go ahead and post some of yours!
 
  1. "I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free." - Vin Diesel (The Fast and the Furious)
  2. "Come on. You're cold, intelligent and vicious. It's your eyes that give you away. They gave you away when I shot that cop." - Vin Diesel (xXx)​
  3. "The things I'm gonna do for my country." - Vin Diesel (xXx)​
  4. "Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is." - Vin Diesel (xXx)​
  5. "You're in the Xander Zone." - Vin Diesel (xXx)​
  6. "There is an old punk song, it says America stands for freedom... But if you think you're free try walking into a deli... And urinating on the cheese!" - Vin Diesel (xXx)​
  7. "You only got two things in your life, your balls and your word."- Al Pacino (Scarface)​
  8. "Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of tropical fruit bubbalicious.... and some skittles!" - Will Smith, Martin Lawrence (Bad Boys)​
  9. "We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life." - Will Smith (Bad Boys 2)​
  10. "Supple leather you know. You ever rub ya leather, see how good it feels?" - Martin Lawrence (Bad Boys)​
  11. "Thats a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish." - Martin Lawrence (Bad Boys)​
  12. "It starts with the eyes. She's gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel, 80% devil. Down to earth. Ain't afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails." - Vin Diesel (Fast and Furious)​
  13. "Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." - Vin Diesel (The Fast and the Furious)​
  14. "What's that? Fucking Cunt-a-nese?" - Jason Statham (Crank: High Voltage)​
  15. "It's either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic... you know, five people died from smoking in between traffic lights today." - Jason Statham (Italian Job)​
  16. "Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!" - Jason Statham (Crank)​
  17. "Oh, yeah sure, How do ya take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?" - Will Smith (Men in Black II)​
  18. "Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation." - Chris Tucker (Friday)​
  19. "You're phat. P-H-A-T. Pretty Hot And Tempting." - Chris tucker (Money Talks)​
  20. "Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man." - Chris Tucker (Rush Hour)​
  21. "Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement." - Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 3)​
  22. "You tell him that his mama's an H. Right W, and his sister's a W and his grandmama is a two bit W who makes double cause she got no teeth you tell him I said that." - Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 3)​
  23. "I don't want one position, I want all positions!" - Chris Tucker (The Fifth Element)​
  24. "If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Arnold Shwarzenegger (Predator)​
  25. "You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you" - Bruce Willis (Die Hard)​
This is from my Word Document collection of some of my favorites
Russian​
 
Sythe Awards 2011 Winner
Oh, fuck... I should really have done what Russian done, there have been a lot I liked. I'll just leave you with the first one that popped in to my head - "Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!", Brennan Huff of Step Brothers.
 
"I hope Mama Ryan's real fuck'n happy knowing that Little Jimmy's life is a little bit more important than two of our guys! But then again we haven't found him yet have we? Have we?" - Saving Private Ryan
 
"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to
your friends."

–Dumbledore, Harry Potter
 
Lumpy Space Princess
PHP Shit Show 2k26
- I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs in this community!

- But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in this community!

Black Dynamite

Cheezy movie honestly..
 
"Oh, Lil' Kim... She's Phat... P-h Fat..."

Greg Focker, Meet the Parents

Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Snatch

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

The Blues Brothers
 
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