Elena: The True Story

Okay guys, I think there's been enough drama caused, so I'm going to explain everything in this thread.


Purplesmurf wanted to work for me back in 2012. I hired him for a while, but he didn't really enjoy being a support agent. So he said he wanted to start a gold shop, and I told him I would help. Since he wasn't very popular in the gold market, he had this brilliant idea. We would both create an account called Elena, named after his old Skype account. Okay, so there was obviously some downfalls with this plan: one of us would either have to get on a VPN, or one of us would have to have two accounts on one IP. Being purple smurf myself, I decided to go the second route. You see, purple smurf was my other account. After Kony 2012, I knew that if I stayed as Grave, they would find out I'm Joseph Kony. I had created purple smurf to be my new account, so I could work for myself and fire Syed.

Anyway, back to Elena: I had always dreamed of being a girl. Even though I was a successful gold seller, my sexuality confused me. I wanted to make an account as a girl and have another gold shop. That way I could compete with R2Pleasent, who also happens to be me. You see, I created Sythe back in '08 so I could become Andrew Gower. That's why my brother Paul, also me, helped me develop Runescape.

Guys, I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me. Going to make a pardon soon.

 

you're hilarious dude try standup sometime.

 

u suckin up to my boy grave???? hes not gonna give u a mac -.-

 

Makes account to try and sell their accounts which fails due to a horrible name and people probably recovering their accounts back. They did sell a few though.

Makes second account but attempts selling the accounts on two accounts which leads to more exposure over time than one account does. Which ends up not working so well so they attempt a different approach.

Makes an account named purple smurf and again tries selling their accounts but still fails, now attempts to open up services to build vouches, donates, and middlemans to build more trust. Tries selling account and still fails.

Makes an account as a female, gets on good side of a sugar daddy and obtains same donor amount as previous account, gets on good side with mods to advertise her over the forum, gets famous, has a semi successful gold shop funded by Grave, and is yet to put their accounts up for sale.

We will see how well this venture ends.

#Tylena

 

Yup

5char

 

What the fuck did I just read.

 

i seriously lol whenever i see your sig now.

and anyone with signs in their sig for that matter. it just reeks of "i'm a foreveralone loser who has no contact with females in real life"

 

Ok buddy

 

nah buddy I get plenty of laid. -.-

 

true story lmfao


corey = virgy for ever

 

Inb4 ban im sure smurfelena wont like this post, therefore one of the mods in her pocket will surely ban you.

 

good post lol

 

Damn, the "like" part in italics had me laughing for a minute or so. Probably right anyway.

 

She don't like me I'm gonna go cry in a corner now okay?

 

Serious question: Did grave really buy her a mac?

 

Grave, you're a goddamn wordsmith.

Examples:
http://www.sythe.org/11499407-post545.html
http://www.sythe.org/11179757-post5.html

and more, but I'm tired of looking.

 

some1 pls