Dick measuring contest - Wolf (Serious thread)

looking forward to being a $1200 donor, how many targets will you shoplift in to get $1000?

 

And the $5.83 in my piggy bank????

 

Also, where does the dick measuring come in because I’m pretty sure I have the edge vs. RSGM (not Ced, he’s black).

 

@RSGM Sales thats an acceptance. Find the middleman I’m working so hopping on between meetings lol

 

Yes. I really think that

 

Waiting on @Wolf his final formal acceptance. If accepted, I'll go find a middleman (will ask Yoshiki first). I'll transfer him the $200 and then Wolf will do the same. Middleman fees can be retracted from the total payout

 

Hi @RSGM Sales, sorry was busy for a few minutes.

Few things to work out. As you mentioned it’s my “net wealth”. How will we determine the appraised value of assets such as vehicles (easy through 3rd party applications to get estimates) and property? Would like these points firmed out prior to acceptance as much of my net wealth is tied up in assets.

I do appreciate you giving me such a profound handicap in this competition.

Your dick is definitely bigger in “liquid assets” if you are sitting on 1.25 million in crypto, I do not invest in Crypto other than small amounts for RuneScape related transactions (a hobby).

 

You could just Google similar car prices based off of the type, model, year, mileage, etc etc and get a price based on that. Tbh, unless you have a 6 car garage with all Lambo's and a fully paid off mansion, I doubt it will matter much.

Again, cars and property, although accepted will have to be proven that it's fully paid off and in your name. I cannot include them into the calculations as those are illiquid.

Appreciate the acknowledgement of me winning the liquid asset race.

 

Accept the bet @Wolf

 

Currently I have a house which is paid off ~$600k, 3 vehicles but none of them are extremely valuable (valued at ~15k, ~$40k, and ~52k).

In terms of liquid assets I have $47k in my savings account and $38k in tech stocks. Then I have my retirement funds which are roughly 300k. That comes out to just under 1.1M which isn’t terrible considering I’m in my early 30s.

Last year, my net income was just over $337k which is why my bet against Cedrick I knew I would win. The government taxed the literal fuck out of me.

If you truly have 1.25m in crypto, which I skeptical you do, you would win the bet. So it would be stupid for me to say yes. You don’t make money by taking dumb risks.

Therefore I will graciously decline. Feel free to send more challenges my way.

 

broke boy

 

Fair enough

 

Second bet youve lost imagine thinking you make more than someone who donated $7000 to this shit website

 

EDITED OUT

 

Sent me proof. Very nice

 

Technically I haven’t “lost” a bet.

1) RSGM didn’t agree to it before I voided it. Bet durations aren’t forever.
2) the bet I tried to make with you I certainly wouldn’t have lost, you didn’t accept it so by your own logic you lost it
3) I would have lost this bet, but smartly declined to accept it. RSGM’s got a nice crypto wallet.

 

Brokie

 

I am willing to bet my entire net worth that my dick is bigger than anyone on this thread.
Can be verified by your gf or sister.

 

If @Wolf wins I will voluntarily suck cock on discord live no homo

 

Whose?