Daughter boyfriend

[jaamal]

Tell me what your daughter is going to have to go through...

Due to the fact that my daughter will remain a virgin her whole life or at least untill 30, this is why.

All comestics will be banned from my house
Only a twin size bed
I will take my daughter to and from school
She will have to keep her G.P.A over 3.5 at all times
No television that is rated over PG13.
Any boyfriend she ever get will get abused
No combs or brushes will be allowed either.
I will personnally pick out all her clothes.
She will have a tracker in her left ass cheek. (Only $20 good price)
She will not be in any extra activities after school.

IF you have things you would like to add to what you would do to your daughter boyfriend or ways to keep dudes away from her, post them here.

 

[Gemzy]

Fathers like you end up raping their daughter.

OLOL SPAM AND INCEST IN ONE THREAD WEWT.

 

[jaamal]

Ouch, that really hurt, I am the father that keeps my daughter from getting raped...

Your the pedophile that drives by the middle school.

 

[Shredderbeam]

She'll grow up hating you, and she'll rebel.

"The best way to protect something is to set it free."

Seriously, that strategy completely ignores the fact that your daughter is a human being with her own mind. You're being rather unethical.

 

[jaamal]

It is my child and I will control my child if tey rebel. If my child akes the right choices then, my child can have all his/her rights...

And eve if my daughter hates me it will make her prosper in life, good education, no distractions from school, and self confident...

 

[Shredderbeam]

You don't own your child.

So many parents go through this. They think that they'll control their child, and get all offended when they rebel.

 

[jaamal]

I won't get offended when my children rebel, I will count on it. As soon as my child accepts that I own them, I will be very disappionted. They will have to fight there whole life and if they give up it will hurt me. When they plan everthing they do to aviod me and getting caught. I will look at them as someone smart enough to make their own coices. Then I will loosen up.

 

[Shredderbeam]

I won't get offended when my children rebel, I will count on it. As soon as my child accepts that I own them, I will be very disappionted. They will have to fight there whole life and if they give up it will hurt me. When they plan everthing they do to aviod me and getting caught. I will look at them as someone smart enough to make their own coices. Then I will loosen up.

Yet children are smart. They WILL find a way to get around you, and may even try to do it simply because they're not allowed to.

 

[jaamal]

Excatly and they will think things through, more and more as they get caught, and when I find it harder to catch them, I will understand that they really want it and have thought it out. And then they will have earned the rights.

 

[Shredderbeam]

They'll understand after they turn 18, most likely. Then, they'll appreciate your efforts, but wish that they did it in a less Fascist manner.

 

[jaamal]

I know I hated my parents and they were, evil in my mind untill I turned around 14. Then I really started to think why they did what they did. As long as I think my children are reasonable and think out there choices they can do what they want, but they have to prove to me that they can make those choices. It could be at 18 or 12 when I see a sign of maturity.

 

[Mentis]

Parents like you end up with mentally challenged children.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

"No combs or brushes will be allowed either."

"I will personnally pick out all her clothes."

"All comestics will be banned from my house"

"She will not be in any extra activities after school."

"No television that is rated over PG13."

"She will not be in any extra activities after school."

Everything quoted is a terrible idea. I mean what the hell is she going to do with a comb? Fuck herself with it?

 

[megaman 2006]

I've thought about this, and I doubt the mother will go along with it.

But to add to the list, home schooling ftw?

 

[jaamal]

All those things I listed help attract men, and I don't like dudes trying to sleep with my daughter.

And your born mentally challenged unless your in a terrible accident...

And I might not find a wife to go along with it all, but I can still do some stuff.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

Uh lets see, you can either:

1) make your daughter ugly as fuck, and be a social outcast, perhaps leading to suicide.

or

2) teach your daughter about sexual diseases early on and show her that sex is NOT good if you have it meaninglessly, and when you choose to have sex, use protection.

EDIT: Anything I didn't quote is a good idea.

 

[Billyy]

Wow, this is a horrible idea. The more you protect her, the more she will WANT to get away from you, causing her to do drastic things in situations that she will later regret just to spite you.

I think you should re-think your parenting skills. They need some work. :\

 

[jaamal]

She can't go anywhere that far, remember the tracker...

 

[MM_Alex]

you could stop them gonig to school at all and get a tutor lol

 

[shakaka]

IDIOT

You can't control them after they are 18. If you keep her pent up for 18 years not letting her do anything then when she turns 18 she will hate your guts and end up going downhill because she wont know any better.

Saying she will be a virgin until she is 30 is fucking bullshit, like i said, once she is 18 you can't do anything about it.

She will grow up to hate you, and you will end up hating her ruining your relationship forever.