Computer Cleaning: Made Simple

[Java Junky]

General Introduction: What's happening?
I'm currently starting a small business for computer cleaning (general clutter, defragmentation, technical troubleshooting, other general performance or technical issues.) Other than just beginning, you may be wondering how or why I am advertising this service on Sythe. I'm currently introducing a new method of cleaning, remote access cleaning. This allows me, with your permission of course, to directly connect to your desktop via internet communication. For more information on Remote Desktop Access (Click Here)

General Information: When will this begin?
This will begin as soon as I have fully decided when we are ready to pursue this objective. We have successfully and effeciently cleaned computers with this method before with satisfying results. We are just a bit weary allowing new, unfamiliar communities to access our services.

General Information: What will I need to participate?
To participate in the free cleanings you will need the latest version of Windows Live Messenger, and a Windows Compatible Operating System. Meaning, any windows operating system. Windows Live Messenger supplies a remote access function, allowing me to easily connect remotely to your computer, with permission. A Windows Operating System is recommended to avoid any errors or difficulties supplied by other Operating Systems. It is recommended you have an extra computer to work on while the main computer is being cleaned. Once remote access is activated, it may take ten to thirty minutes to fully clean your computer depending on what Internet Connection and Processor you have.

General Information: What if I see something I don't want you doing?
If you see something you do not want me to do, simply press the ESC button and remote access will be halted. When remote access is halted, you have full control over your computer, without interruption. I will generally open a notepad to conversate with you while I am cleaning your computer. Gaining permission for certain aspects of the cleaning, or discussing general suggestions you may have.

General Information: Will any illegal software be used?
No, we do not support the use, nor suggest the use of illegal software. All software used in the cleaning is totally free or is in beta phases.

General Information: Do you report me for using illegal software?
No, as part of our privacy policy we will not report you for having illegal software, or any other illegal material within the confines of your computer. Your computer is your property, we have no business intruding where we are not wanted.

General Information: Why should I trust you?
I have performed this procedure many times, I can effeciently and properly clean your computer. We attempt to increase the maximum potential of your computer, as well as solve potential or continuous errors or problems. Along with those important details, we attempt to use correct grammar and people skills when addressing all users or potential clients.

General Information: How long will it be free?
It will be free until ten official computer cleanings, after that we will offer the service for a very low, undecided price.

 

[Phil Yeah]

eh I think most people know how to "clean" there computer. But how much do you know about technical issues?

Remote desktop is only avalible for windows professional edition which a good amount of people use. you can use remote assistants which is avalible on xp home.

If you want to try the remote assistance on me and see if you can fix my problem i made up to see if you can fix.

 

[aronj]

Ya, I'm gonna give full acess to my computer to some random guy on the internet.

 

[Gabe]

Good luck having anyone handing you control to there computer to a complete stranger..

 

[Phil Yeah]

Ya, I'm gonna give full acess to my computer to some random guy on the internet.

you can disconnect him within a click.

 

you can disconnect him within a click.

Yes but he could be doing someone you're not aware of.