CDT Cooking Event Entry #1 - Christmas Turkey Cake

[Alex_J_Leon]

I'm not sure when the CDT event opens, or if it happened already or what, but here's my first entry:

I've included a delicious recipe and instructional video:

Christmas Turkey Cake:

• 1 lb. butter, frozen
• Big can of tuna
  
• Blow dryer
• 2 sausages
• 2 lemons
• Baking powder
• Yeast
• Flour
• 2 eggs
• Powdered sugar

To make cake sauce:

1. Uhhhh put about 3-4 cups or something of powdered sugar into another pot.
2. Halve lemons and squeeze all of the juice out into the powdered sugar. Mix with a knife.

To make cake:

1. Set frozen butter, with wrapping, into oven, then set oven to 300 degrees F. Cook for 3 minutes.
   
2. Empty tuna can into pan and use a blow dryer to turn your tuna into turkey. The logic here is that tuna is in the water, and turkeys are in the air. So you add air to compensate and turn the tuna into a cost-effective turkey.
   
3. Add 4-5 hand-chunks of butter to cake pan. Add a little bit of flour, too.
4. Pour about 4-5 cups of flour into a blender. Crack 1 egg into the blender, then add one whole egg, complete with the egg white (some people call egg whites shells).
   
5. Attempt to blend, fair, then add 3 cups of water.
   
6. Slosh 100 mL of Sambuca into the blender, and blend some more.
   
7. Grab two sausages out of the fridge. These sausages should actually be cheap hot dogs. Using the tuna can, halve the sausages.
8. Add yeast and baking powder. Just a few sprinkles will do.
   
9. Cook at 500 degrees F for a couple hours.
   
10. Rinse off dirty dishes with shampoo in the bathtub.
    
11. Coat with a helping of cake sauce.
12. EAT IT!

 

Nice entry @jizzman. Here's mine:

Some tacos that I made at 5 am lmao!

 

lol that picture quality is garbage. reminds me of mika's

 

that's the meme

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Nice entry @jizzman. Here's mine:

Some tacos that I made at 5 am lmao!

I miss that serving plate. Don't be jealous of the bare minimum and the bottle taco bell hot sauce, BRO.

 

[ilovegold69]

you legit misfeed yourself more than your hoodlum cat I hope you get cataracts at the age of 6 too

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

you legit misfeed yourself more than your hoodlum cat I hope you get cataracts at the age of 6 too

I haven't had cake in such a long time.. I know there's plenty of people who eat way more cake than I do. I see no problem with enjoying a turkey cake every now and then, as long as it is rare.

 

[Clinton4Jail]

Looks like a bowl of spunk with a low testosterone male's goodies . And Mattersons microwave sausages, it looks absolutely disgusting .

 

[Clinton4Jail]

You should see about cleaning the hobs on your cooker , it reflects the teeth in your mouth and if I was to speculate...

They look like a burnt fence.

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

You should see about cleaning the hobs on your cooker , it reflects the teeth in your mouth and if I was to speculate...

They look like a burnt fence.

My teeth are fine, as is the house. Yeah it has a little bit of trash, so what?

 

Not a fan of tuna, but everything else sounds delicious

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Not a fan of tuna, but everything else sounds delicious

Canned tuna tastes basically like salty chicken. I think you'd reconsider that statement if you had some good Poke, though.