best pokemon rapper?

rsgoods · Apr 14, 2011

Kid I'd Destroy You, You Don't Even Know
Against The Odds, With A One Hit K.o.
Good Like Hitting Me Fat Ass Fuck
I Can Fly Around In Circles So Your Out Off Luck
Im Level One-hundred, My Stats Are Maxed Out
So After I Destroy You, You Better Not Pout
I Could Come Done Hard With A Wing Attack
Or Show You What I Can Learn With Giga Impact
Cant Step To This Shit Its The Skills That You Lack
I'm Takin Your Bitches And Giving Em The Mack
After You Choke On My Cock You Can Lick My Nut Sack
Dont Even Try To Battle Man Im Smokin Cuz Im On Crack

HEY HOES AND BITCHES
BACK THE FUCK UP
CAUSE I'M SPLASHIN YOUR WAY
WORSE THAN 2GALS1CUP
IF YOU'RE LUCKY, IM GOLDEN
SO CHECK OUT MY STASH
CAUSE WHEN I EAT YOUR PUSSY
YOU'LL GET A BIG RASH
FUCK ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
CAUSE WHEN I EVOLVE
I'LL HYPERBEAM YOUR ASSES
UNTIL YOU ALL DISSOLVE!

rsgoods · May 25, 2011

bumps

Bag · May 25, 2011

I want to be the best, there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey. Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey. Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly. Ponyta, Vaporeon, Polywrath, Butterfree!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand, the power that's inside!

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck. Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebell, Moltres. Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff. Kingler, Rhydon, Clefable, Wigglytuff!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix. Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax. Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow. Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbrow!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea. Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell. Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew. Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!!!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokÃ©mon master is my destiny!

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke. Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon. Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee. Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Woo!

We're at the half-way point. Doin' great so far! What's all this 'we stuff?' I'm doin' all the hard work! Break time's over. Here we go!

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy. Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby. Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran. Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah!

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedril. Haunter. Squirtle. Chansey! PokÃ©mon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong. Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokÃ©mon master is my destiny!

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing. Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp. Ninetails, Ekans, Omastar. Scyther, Tenatcool, Dragonair, Magmar!

Woah! Catch yer breath, man. Shake out those lipsi t's downhill from here. Just 24 more to go! Now it gets tricky - so listen real good!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom!!!

We're almost home! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yow! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Huh! (Gotta catch 'em all pokÃ©mon, yeah)

Charmeleon! Wartortle! Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl. Omanyte! Slowpoke! Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

Punjabi3 · May 25, 2011

Bag said:
I want to be the best, there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey. Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey. Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly. Ponyta, Vaporeon, Polywrath, Butterfree!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand, the power that's inside!

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck. Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebell, Moltres. Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff. Kingler, Rhydon, Clefable, Wigglytuff!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix. Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax. Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow. Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbrow!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea. Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell. Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew. Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!!!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokÃ©mon master is my destiny!

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke. Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon. Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee. Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Woo!

We're at the half-way point. Doin' great so far! What's all this 'we stuff?' I'm doin' all the hard work! Break time's over. Here we go!

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy. Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby. Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran. Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah!

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedril. Haunter. Squirtle. Chansey! PokÃ©mon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong. Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokÃ©mon master is my destiny!

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing. Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp. Ninetails, Ekans, Omastar. Scyther, Tenatcool, Dragonair, Magmar!

Woah! Catch yer breath, man. Shake out those lipsi t's downhill from here. Just 24 more to go! Now it gets tricky - so listen real good!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom!!!

We're almost home! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yow! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Huh! (Gotta catch 'em all pokÃ©mon, yeah)

Charmeleon! Wartortle! Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl. Omanyte! Slowpoke! Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

Bag · May 25, 2011

punjabi3 said:

rsgoods · May 25, 2011

lols...

Adrian Ochoa · May 25, 2011

Bag said:
I want to be the best, there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey. Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey. Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly. Ponyta, Vaporeon, Polywrath, Butterfree!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand, the power that's inside!

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck. Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebell, Moltres. Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff. Kingler, Rhydon, Clefable, Wigglytuff!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix. Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax. Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow. Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbrow!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea. Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell. Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew. Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!!!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokÃ©mon master is my destiny!

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke. Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon. Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee. Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Woo!

We're at the half-way point. Doin' great so far! What's all this 'we stuff?' I'm doin' all the hard work! Break time's over. Here we go!

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy. Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby. Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran. Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah!

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedril. Haunter. Squirtle. Chansey! PokÃ©mon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong. Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokÃ©mon master is my destiny!

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing. Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp. Ninetails, Ekans, Omastar. Scyther, Tenatcool, Dragonair, Magmar!

Woah! Catch yer breath, man. Shake out those lipsi t's downhill from here. Just 24 more to go! Now it gets tricky - so listen real good!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom!!!

We're almost home! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yow! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Huh! (Gotta catch 'em all pokÃ©mon, yeah)

Charmeleon! Wartortle! Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl. Omanyte! Slowpoke! Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokÃ©mon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! PokÃ©mon!